Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: You should ask yourself.

Q: Why did you interrupt yourself?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Like I have the answer to such philosophical questions!

Q: Is it just me, or is it displeasing to know that 95% of the Internet populace are self-coined "intellectual geniuses?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Why would that be displeasing?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because I was already surrounded by self-coined intellectual geniuses for four years of my life already. They aren't fun to hang around.

Q: Cake, pie, or ice cream?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Cake flavored pie topped with pie flavored icecream.

Q: Do you has what it takes?!

 

[JLML]

A: OF COURSE!!!

Q: Who doesn't?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You.

Q: Contradiction?

 

[JLML]

A: Indeed.

Q: What character in the Stargate SG-1 series says that word a lot?

 

[Queen Michael]

A: Captain Picard.

Q: Who shot first?

 

[JLML]

A: You did, you evil bastard.

Q: Lucky me you're such a bad shot... Why didn't you hit me?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, I wasn't aiming for you, but for the ones you love.

Q: Do you like the Redeemer?

 

[wilted_orchid]

A:I am twelve, what is this?

Q: If Aloha means Hello and Goodbye, how do you know if someone's coming or going?

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

A:You don't.

Q:Where did my cat go?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Oh, that was your cat?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

A: No, but that was my snake, if you know what I mean.
(Don't get exited, even I'm not sure what that means.)
Q: What do you think I mean?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Wait, you meant something? [/troll]

 

[Lust]

A: Maybe.......

Q: Does it really matter?

 

[AvsJoe]

A/Q: Does a bear sh*t in the woods?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: Depends. What kind of bear is it?

 

[AvsJoe]

A/Q: Are koalas considered bears?