Wrong Answer

[JLML]

A: Who is what now?

Q: Now go make yourself useful, will you?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: No.

Q: Why are you looking at me like that?

 

[JLML]

A: Because I've never seen you before. I think...

Q: Well, have I seen you before? <.<

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Likely.

Q: How is a raven like a desk?

 

[Lust]

A: Both of them don't move when I call their name.

Q: How come?

 

[JLML]

A: How come you still live? I haven't started my crusade to cleanse earth from human life.

Q: But since I will soon, do you have any last words?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: Why does kitteh no like?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Oh, the kitteh does like it...

Q: Are we talking about the same kitteh?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I think kitteh is a failed experiment to clone Rex.

Q: Why do almost all mad engineers claim to be "mad scientists?"

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Mad engineer doesn't have the same ring as mad scientist.

Q: Do you care?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes. Scientists have hypotheses and well-defined experiments designed to form a solution to a research question. Engineers just build things and see if they work.

Q: Why are you insisting that I'm biased against engineers?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: Have you ever owned a 360?

....Oh no he didn't!!!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: How is that relevant?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: It was to distract you from the real issue!

Q: What am I referencing?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: *shrug*

Q: Soft-boiled egg?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A/Q: Where?!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Istanbul

Q: Ghost?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Phantom.

Q: Why is the phantom so threatening?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Because it's not!

Q: Can I has?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because he's not in an opera house. No, never, out of the question.

Q: Can I see the gross side of your face?