Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: If by oasis you mean "soda machine," then yes. Otherwise, I'm not following you.

Q: Did I mean that literally or figuratively? Or perhaps a little of both?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Neither!
Q: You a fatbottomed girl?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yeah, no.

Q: Why am I made of explodium?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: So you can make a 'splosion!
Q: Can you dig it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: DIG A TUNNEL, DIG DIG A TUNNEL. WHEN WE'RE DONE, WE'LL DIG A BIGGER TUNNEL. DIG A TUNNEL, DIG DIG A TUNNEL.

Q: QUICK BEFORE THE HYENA COMES?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: No, you can take your time.
Q: Where's my pet Puffin?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Oh, I thought it was named Poffin. I fed it to my Magikarp.

Q: Karp karp karp karp?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: I'll kick you in the karp!
Q: Are you the Princess of the Ponytail Parades?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No.

Q: Why? Do you want that title?

 

[Mr Pantomime]

A: I would, but id trip over my own tongue each time I try to say it

Q: What are ponytail parades?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: As if you don't know!
Q: Did you download my sandwich yet?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I had to send it through a Russian translator first.

Q: Why?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Because.

Q: Why not?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Why?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Why what?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: What?

Q: Why?

 

[JLML]

A: Because.

Q: Something?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Or nothing.

Q: Does this text make my voice sound fat?

 

[JLML]

A: Texts don't sound.

Q: [small]Does this text make me look skinny?[/small]

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Black is sliming.

Q: Can rain be anything else?