Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, because how evil a subject is a scale on how much the subject is like me.
In my own case, I'm 100% like me, so I'm 100% evil.

Q: Don't they teach you that in school?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, just that we should never divide by zero.

Q: 4 / 0 = ?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: lim 4/x= Infinity
x->+0

Q: What now?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Sorry, infinity's not a number.

Q: [lim(x-->0) 10/x] / 0 = ?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Assuming approaching from the positive, still infinity.

Q: How long will you keep this up?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

A: 'till I can see the sun with my own feet.

Q: Do you watch out for snakes?

 

[Treeinthewoods]

A) When I'm camping or trail running hell yes!

Q) What color are my eyes?

 

[tthor]

A: Plaid.

Q: Am I dreaming?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes.

Q: How did you know?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I'm a lucid dreamer.

Q: Why am I always in such a fog when I awaken?

 

[BoosterGold]

A: you need to get your head out of the clouds'
Q:Where is Waldo, that son of a *****

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A:

Q: What are you going to do to him?

 

[BoosterGold]

A:Tell him how he ruined my childhood and beat him to dust
Q: Do I have issues

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yeah, probably.

Q: Are they of Maxim or Cosmopolitan?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Nintendo Power!
Q: What can kill like nothing ever could?

 

[Venom 3135]

A. ME!

Q. I'm awsome arn't i?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: No silly! I'm awesome (express). But you're a good kid, you'll get somewhere someday.
Q: Who wants to go on a field trip?!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No. [/seriousface]

Q: Sadfais?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A:

Q: Where's the checkout?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Right now you're in the Hotel California. There is no "checkout" here.

Q: Or is it just "leave?" You can check out anytime you like/But you can never leave?