Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I have no fucking idea, maaaaaannnnn.

Q: Maaaaaannnnnn?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: Duuuuude.

Q: What does my tattoo say?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Bruce Springsteen.

Q: Why would you get a tattoo saying Bruce Springsteen?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Because he's the boss.

Q: How do you question a statement!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: By stating a question?

 

[JLML]

A/Q:Like this. (?)

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Without the "."

Q: Is this Sparta?

 

[JLML]

A: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Or is it madness?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: These are the Shivering Isles!

Q: Do you like it when it rains burning dogs?

 

[JLML]

A/Q: HELL YE- Wait, what?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I asked whether you like it when it rains burning dogs.
Sheogorath makes it rain burning dogs sometimes.

Q: Didn't you know?

 

[JLML]

A: I did not. I have other things to care about.

Q: Like you know everything I know... You're not god, right?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well...
Actually, I am...
No, not that god...
He's weak.

Q: What? You didn't know that either?

 

[JLML]

A: A god is different from what you are. You are more of an evil of unspeakable proportions. No, not like cthulhu. Much, MUCH worse.

Q: Is it true you keep cthulhu at a pet?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, I do.
And I am called a god because that's the most powerful thing you mortals seem to know (or at least bothered to name, not that I care), while I'm actually way more powerful and older than all the gods and time combined.

Q: How come you did know that?

 

[JLML]

A: Well, I'm just awesome. Kinda like you, but in a good way.

Q: I guess you could say we're opposites, no?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: How so?

 

[JLML]

A: Nothing really. Although I was expecting some kind of battle royal. Except no one would be able to win.

Q: Battle royal anyway?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: It's on!

Q: How do we start?

 

[JLML]

A: I kill you.

Q: How is it like to be dead?