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[Lazy Kitty]

A: Actually, if you were my opposite, you'd be so weak you'd already be dead and thus wouldn't be posting here...
Also, for something like me (even though I'm the only one (me)) there is no such thing as battle, only lots and lots of mortals, immortals and gods dieing by coming too close to me.
Well, except for C'thulhu, which I created to be my pet and even with C'thulhu I have to be careful not to leak too much death...

Q: Why are you looking as if you just went insane?

 

[JLML]

A: Because I just realized how stupid you are. Also, I meant morally opposites.

Q: Did you think I meant COMPLETE opposites? <.<

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Oh, morally opposite...
You know, when they talk about the ethernal fight of Good vs Evil, or the forces of Evil...
Evil is me...
Good is actually a minion of mine to keep the chaos and suffering going.
There is no morality, whatever side you choose furthers doesn't matter, you just keep my chaos going, which is exactly what I want.

Q: Surprised?

 

[JLML]

A: Not really, no.

Q: Do you really think there is no good that keeps you at bay? [sub][small]then how come you haven't succeeded with all your evil schemes yet?[/small][/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: What are you talking about? Don't you know I'm already having the world in chaos to make people suffer, only letting them know times of peace so they know what they're missing thus increasing the total amount of suffering in the long run?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, not really. Besides, I have all the entropy, anyway. You can't have chaos without entropy. Meaning that what you think is actually chaos, evil, order, and good, is actually void.

Q: Do you want some of my delicious entropy?

 

[JLML]

A: No, and it was enough with 2 almighty beings arguing here. Now you ruined the balance.

Q: Does this mean we have to team up against someone? or will chuck norris solve it with a roundhouse kick?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, the kind of chaos and suffering I want is different from the kind you're thinking of.
Also, I don't do Good or Evil as morality, but as two opposing forces, Good as I told you actually being a tool to keep the chaos and the suffering going and Evil being myself.
I might do stuff like randomly shutting down or altering physics and the nature of the dimensions, but I stopped doing that a long tile ago when I decided it was too inefficient...

Q: Also, don't you know the Void is actually the base I made before making the dimensions?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You cannot build something from void space. You need entropy to do that, of which I have it all.
And you need entropy (i.e., disorder) to cause chaos, both kinds of it.

Q: Again, do you want some of my delicious entropy?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: No thanks, I prefer my delicious apathy.

Q: Do you prefer apathy or lethargy?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I prefer lemon cake.

Q: Has anyone seen my cake fetus?

 

[Drexlore]

A: It's right next to the blue paint.

Q: Why does blue paint taste so good?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I'm not too certain that that's blue paint.

Q: Could it possibly be blueberry filling?

 

[JLML]

A: Possibly.

Q: Why would that taste as good as blue paint though?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: As I said, I don't think that that's blue paint.

Q: Why won't you listen to me?

 

[JLML]

A: I know THAT isn't blue paint, but this is. I listen to you. Blue paint tastes better than that.

Q: Have you ever tasted yellow pain?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, I haven't, but I'm pretty sure yellow paint tastes better than yellow pain.

Q: Why has this thread and the "OBJECTION!" thread been removed from the queue?

 

[JLML]

A: I have no idea. Probably because we spammed this one past 200 pages.

Q: Well, what shall we do about it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: We might need to contact Kross or Virgil or another of the IT guys about it. I mean, it seems like the forums might've glitched this out of the queue, and it's probably something that they need to look into.

And I doubt it's because it's been spammed past two hundred pages. It would've just been easier to lock this thread than simply remove it from the queue. Same with the "Objection! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.144391-Objection#3239428]" thread, but that's at 218 pages and not locked.

Also, upon inspection, it seems the same thing has happened to the "Make a baseless assumption about the user above you thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.181683-Make-a-baseless-assumption-about-the-user-above-you#5371211]," but I remember seeing that in the queue before. And that's at 592 pages, and not locked.

Q: So who's going to contact them, and in what manner? We really need a feedback thread/forum for this kind of information...

 

[JLML]

A: Well, maybe it's one of Rex's evil schemes... Then we need to contact Chuck Norris.

Q: Shall we do it? Do we dare to do it?