Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Linux. Duh.

Q: Oil or cream?

@Stone Wera: @Scde2: Your hair, it makes me feel...nauuuughty...

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Are you Freaky Fred?

 

[Jaywebbs]

A: If I was I wouldn't be.

Q:What's that in the sky?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: It's a bird! It's a plane!

Q: Wait, did the Air Force just shoot it down?

 

[Scde2]

A: It obviously was a threat to national security.

Q: Flying emus are a threat to national security, right?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Emus don't fly. Emos, on the other hand...

Q: Are flying emos a threat to national security?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Only if they smoke dope, eat sope and fly home in a bubble.

Q: Or do they have jetpacks?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, they all get launched with a trebuchet.

Q: Are they a threat?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Jetpack Emos went extinct, partly because they dropped awesome loot (a jetpack), and partly because of the high resource cost of creating new Jetpack Emo troops (14 Death Metal CDs, an iPod filled with Evanescence, 30 razors per day, 400 units of metal, and 20 units of rocket fuel, along with 4000 gold coins).

Q: Have I been playing too much Heroes of Might and Magic III?

EDIT: Goddammit ninja. I am NOT changing this.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I don't have any HoM&M game.

Q: How do you like that?

 

[Scde2]

A: I never played it.

Q: Am I a threat to national security?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: No more than any Russians are.

Q: Status report comrade Scde?

 

[Scde2]

A: The goose is in the cave.

Q: Got that Ivan?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A/Q: YOU'VE DEFECTED TOO AMERICA!?

 

[Scde2]

A: No!

Q: The Vodka is under the ballet?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

A/Q: Only if you keep all your lamps in a submarine?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Ah! The ducks fly north at winter.

Q: Shall we go to lunch?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: Do you like sushi?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

A:Number 1,thats terror.

Q:Number two?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Sorry It doesn't agree with the book.

Q: What am I going on about?