Wrong Answer

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A/Q: Mabye?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, definitely not.

Q: When's the next full moon?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Some time in the next month or so...

Q: When's the next full Sun?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Now.

Q: Why?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: It's a tad cloudy, I can't see it.

Q: Now how would you recommend it be blotted out?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: With turpentine.

Q: It's nothing more than paint on a canvas, right?

 

[brtshstel]

A: there is also cocaine. we smuggle it in paint now because the DEA has gotten much smarter

Q: Do me a favor and swallow this balloon?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I'm allergic to latex.

Q: Why don't you swallow it yourself?

 

[LostTimeLady]

A: Do you mean swallow as in the noun or the verb?

Q: Can a swallow carry a coconut?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: How can an eight-ounce bird carry a one-pound coconut?

Q: And are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Just for the winter.

Q: Did you know that this sentence is a question?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes, because you asked it like a question.

Q: This sentence cannot possibly be a question?

 

[Sweetlew]

A: But it is, you see.

Q: How do you ask where the bathroom is on Pluto?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Just go the only one who lives there is insane.

Q: Will you take a blanket?

 

[Sweetlew]

A: No, thank you. I enjoy my coffee black.

Q: Who puts upholstery in beverages?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I like the taste.

Q: Do you want fries with those chips?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: But wait, they're the same thing. That's like asking if you want ketchup with your ketchup.

Q: Do you want ketchup with your ketchup?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: No just the ketchup thanks.

Q: Did you know of the muffin man?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, I knew him, before I ate him.

Q: What does the scouter say about his power-level?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: It's very chocolaty.

Q: Why didn't you just read it?