Wrong Answer

[Blydden]

A: Verily!

Q: Why do some adverbs not end in -ly?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Because God hates you.

Q: How are a raven and a writing desk alike?

 

[Blydden]

A: Because they are, silly!

Q: What do we know again?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Not much but we will defend it untill we die.

Q: Da dum da doi?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Da-didi-da Dum-di-da-di-da-di-da

Q: I know it sounds absurd: please tell me who I am.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: A Band on the run.

Q: Would you like kippers for breakfast?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: I'm actually quite allergic to budgerigars, so no thank you.

Q: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: She is posing as the queen of Wales.

Q: Does it sound absurd?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Aoppycock. It sounds fine.

Q:Fag, my good man?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: No thanks I have my pipe.

Q: Do koala's smoke?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Drink, fag, giiiiirls.

Q: Drink, fag, giiiiirls?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

A:No. Drink, condom, girls, think of explaination for wife. In that order.

Q: What?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The answer to life is inversely proportional to the square of your scouter level.

Q: What happens if your scouter level hits 0?

 

[diddykonger]

A: then the universe will collapse

Q: Is it wrong to revel in the failing relationships of reality dating shows?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: No, it's downright idiotic.

Q: Anyone for tea and crumpets of death?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: I really think scones would go better with your choice of wine.

Q: Who thought the controls fro NWN2 was a good idea?

 

[roleplayguy]

A: The sum of the squares of two sides of a right angled triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuse.

Q: What time does the party start?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: When the current one ends.

Q: Enjoying yourself?

 

[AyrSuppli]

A: A little too much Imeanwhat.

Q: What is my background?

 

[diddykonger]

A: A wallpaper with pink unicorns on it

Q: When will then be now?