Wrong Answer

[AyrSuppli]

A: Yesterday.

Q: Why do birds poop white?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Because if they pooped black it would be racist.

Q: How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: None, he'd be too busy getting his ass kicked during the Ultimate Showdown.

Q: Do you see dead people too?

 

[roleplayguy]

A: I haven't watched Golden Girls in a while, no.

Q: Best type of pie?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Warm apple pie, with vanilla ice cream!

Q: Best type of pizza?

 

[Sweetlew]

A: Anchovies.

Q: What is your favorite alias?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Emoboy?

 

[brtshstel]

A: Nay! Steampunk is way cooler.

Q: Do need a steam engine? Perhaps with a turbine?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: YES!

Q: For free? Does it still work?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Well, considering it's a Canadian, it better.

Q: Is someone still using bad grammar?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: Grab you're Canadian?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: ...I hate you.

Q: Will a night of fancy dinners and chocolates make me not hate you anymore?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: How about McDonalds and Knight and Day?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I think I hate you more now.

Q: Now what?

 

[roleplayguy]

A: No, now who. It won't be what for about two hours.

Q: Who's your crew?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: It's just me, myself, and Irene.

Q: Why did I count myself twice?

 

[IxionIndustries]

A: Because your too lazy to count yourself thrice.

Q: To pee, or not to pee; Is that the question?

 

[diddykonger]

A: sure if you want to test out if your physical limits of your bladder.

Q: Should I start the Association for People Against PETA?

 

[brtshstel]

A: Yes. I for one am against Poorly Educated Teenage Activists.

Q: are you a Proponent of Eating Tasty Animals?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, but I am a member of Please Educate Thousands of Americans.

Q: Can I join the Pisces Educational Topographical Association?