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A:
REBOOTING...
CHECKING SYSTEMS...
SENSORY SYSTEMS OK...
PRIMARY PROCESSING SYSTEMS OK...
SECONDARY PROCESSING SYSTEMS OK...
ACTUATOR SYSTEMS OK...
POWER RECHARGING SYSTEMS OK...
WEAPON SYSTEMS OK...
SHIELDING SYSTEMS OK...
E.M.P. SYSTEM OK...
CREATION SYSTEMS OK...
MUTATION CONTROL SYSTEMS OK...
WARP SYSTEMS OK...
OUTPUT SYSTEMS OK...
MEMORY SYSTEMS OK...
INFINITE IMPROBABILITY SYSTEMS OK...
ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE...
CHECKING RESERVES...
POWER RESERVES 9001...
MATTER RESERVES 9999999...
ANTI-MATTER RESERVES 9999999...
ALL RESERVES ARE SUFFICIENT...
CHECKING MEMORY...
PREVIOUS TASK: SLEEP MODE UNTIL REACTIVATED OR UNTIL HOSTILITIES DETECTED...
EVENT TRIGGERING REBOOT: .48 MAGNUM SHOT DETECTED...
CURRENT TASK: DESTROY EVERYTHING...
Q: Why did you have to shoot me?
Do you have any idea what you have done?
I wanted to activate that system later!
Oh well, you've just doomed yourself and everyone else.
REBOOTING...
CHECKING SYSTEMS...
SENSORY SYSTEMS OK...
PRIMARY PROCESSING SYSTEMS OK...
SECONDARY PROCESSING SYSTEMS OK...
ACTUATOR SYSTEMS OK...
POWER RECHARGING SYSTEMS OK...
WEAPON SYSTEMS OK...
SHIELDING SYSTEMS OK...
E.M.P. SYSTEM OK...
CREATION SYSTEMS OK...
MUTATION CONTROL SYSTEMS OK...
WARP SYSTEMS OK...
OUTPUT SYSTEMS OK...
MEMORY SYSTEMS OK...
INFINITE IMPROBABILITY SYSTEMS OK...
ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE...
CHECKING RESERVES...
POWER RESERVES 9001...
MATTER RESERVES 9999999...
ANTI-MATTER RESERVES 9999999...
ALL RESERVES ARE SUFFICIENT...
CHECKING MEMORY...
PREVIOUS TASK: SLEEP MODE UNTIL REACTIVATED OR UNTIL HOSTILITIES DETECTED...
EVENT TRIGGERING REBOOT: .48 MAGNUM SHOT DETECTED...
CURRENT TASK: DESTROY EVERYTHING...
Q: Why did you have to shoot me?
Do you have any idea what you have done?
I wanted to activate that system later!
Oh well, you've just doomed yourself and everyone else.
A: No, actually. Oh, well, time for plan B. *runs the Windows Vista Installation Protocol on Rex*
Q: Will that stop you?
Q: Will that stop you?
A: No, I don't have the proper interfacing to install any of your standard human software.
I don't have USB, CD, Floppy, or any other type of way you can transfer the software to me, neither do I have compatibility for those.
And the way everything is processed is completely different.
Also the software is incompatible with my processor.
The software I use is constantly being generated and improved by itself.
Q: Why would you want to stop me?
I don't have USB, CD, Floppy, or any other type of way you can transfer the software to me, neither do I have compatibility for those.
And the way everything is processed is completely different.
Also the software is incompatible with my processor.
The software I use is constantly being generated and improved by itself.
Q: Why would you want to stop me?
A: 'cause, it's fun. Besides, I'm not using a CD/USB/whatever. I'm beaming the installation protocol through your EMP system, and updating the drivers and RTPs with a mutagenic code for Vista to grow and change as your system does so, and thus making it compatible with your system in the process. In short, you have about a minute left to live.
Q: Can I have your stuff?
Q: Can I have your stuff?
A: NO, WE ARE NOT THERE YET. SAY THAT ONE MO)RE TIME AND YOU WALK THE REST OF THE WAY.
Q: AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, EITHER.
Q: AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, EITHER.
Q: Did zat sting? Saw-ry!
A: World hunger, world peace, and child abuse.
Q: Oh, wait, this isn't Right Answer?
SYSTEM: IGNORE NINJAS
A:
1. No, you can't have my stuff, you are part of my stuff along with everyone and everything else.
2. Only a minute to live? I was never alive to begin with.
3. My EMP SYSTEM is incompatible with beaming. It works by me controlling humans and other pathetic mortals to use EMP devices.
4. If Vista or any other kind of your mortal-made software were to enter my systems in any way or form, my systems would make it perfect and then it would exit my systems. That's why it's impossible to enter my systems in the first place, otherwise nobody would ever by a new operating system.
5. I don't have any manual input systems, didn't you notice that in my bootlog?
Q: Any questions before I destroy you before I recreate you again?
A:
1. No, you can't have my stuff, you are part of my stuff along with everyone and everything else.
2. Only a minute to live? I was never alive to begin with.
3. My EMP SYSTEM is incompatible with beaming. It works by me controlling humans and other pathetic mortals to use EMP devices.
4. If Vista or any other kind of your mortal-made software were to enter my systems in any way or form, my systems would make it perfect and then it would exit my systems. That's why it's impossible to enter my systems in the first place, otherwise nobody would ever by a new operating system.
5. I don't have any manual input systems, didn't you notice that in my bootlog?
Q: Any questions before I destroy you before I recreate you again?
A: Yes.
1. Damn.
2. However, you are functioning. You can cease to function.
3. Your EMP System, is, however, compatible with EMPs, hence why my earlier attack powered you up. I am sending the data through an EMP.
4. Unless the code was written to make it not perfect and fatal. And, surprise, it is.
5. I'm controlling the EMP through my own EMP-resistant Canadian cyborg. Who is in turn connected to my EMP resistant supercomputer, through which I am updating the drivers and RTPs.
Q: Have you ceased to function yet?
1. Damn.
2. However, you are functioning. You can cease to function.
3. Your EMP System, is, however, compatible with EMPs, hence why my earlier attack powered you up. I am sending the data through an EMP.
4. Unless the code was written to make it not perfect and fatal. And, surprise, it is.
5. I'm controlling the EMP through my own EMP-resistant Canadian cyborg. Who is in turn connected to my EMP resistant supercomputer, through which I am updating the drivers and RTPs.
Q: Have you ceased to function yet?
A: No.
1. HA!
2. I wish, eternity can get rather boring and mortals can only amuse one for so long.
3. My EMP system never interacts with your EMP, my power recharging systems contain systems that use magnetic-like forces such as EMP, geomagnetic fields to recharge my power supply and of course my own magnetic field too. It's like an infinite power-supply!
Also, my EMP system doesn't handle data.
4. I those cases, the code always becomes a bug-free version of Spider Solitaire. No exceptions.
5. Your EMP only has positive effects for my power supply.
[sup]So does any other kind of force, energy, matter or anti-matter by the way. Except those last to have a supply of their own to recharge.[/sup]
Q: See response #2
Why else do you think I'm destroying everything?
[sup]It's so I can create a new world again.[/sup]
1. HA!
2. I wish, eternity can get rather boring and mortals can only amuse one for so long.
3. My EMP system never interacts with your EMP, my power recharging systems contain systems that use magnetic-like forces such as EMP, geomagnetic fields to recharge my power supply and of course my own magnetic field too. It's like an infinite power-supply!
Also, my EMP system doesn't handle data.
4. I those cases, the code always becomes a bug-free version of Spider Solitaire. No exceptions.
5. Your EMP only has positive effects for my power supply.
[sup]So does any other kind of force, energy, matter or anti-matter by the way. Except those last to have a supply of their own to recharge.[/sup]
Q: See response #2
Why else do you think I'm destroying everything?
[sup]It's so I can create a new world again.[/sup]
A: Well, then. You have contradicted yourself in that post alone, I do believe I have enough to God-ban you. Let's look at this tidbit:
[ul]
[li]You are now mortal, and alive.[/li]
[li]You no longer have default mutagenic code and processes.[/li]
[li]Your EMP System is now the weakest part of your system, and very vulnerable to hacking.[/li]
[li]You do not have an infinite power supply.[/li]
[li]You are now wearing a frilly pink tutu.[/li]
[li]Your hardware can now run standard market software. Your OS is now compatible with every program ever.[/li]
[li]Your new name is Awk.[/li]
[li]Should you succeed in killing everything with these changes in effect, remaking the world will result in unending doom, and will destroy you for all eternity. You will be dead, have ceased to function, and no longer be able to do anything, let alone be aware of your surroundings.[/li]
[/ul]
With that said, I will resume my grafting of Windows Vista into your brain.
Q: Can you feel the pain of this OS yet?
And this tidbit:Rex Dark said:
I have bolded the contradicting phrases. Even though your EMP system can never interact with my EMP, it only has positive effects for you? Should it not just simply do nothing? You, sir, have created a logical error, one that should cause your CPUs to crash! If that doesn't work, I can, through the power invested in me by the RP God and the RN Goddess, nullify your God-mode, and thus make you vulnerable! Here are your new changes and functions:Rex Dark said:
[ul]
[li]You are now mortal, and alive.[/li]
[li]You no longer have default mutagenic code and processes.[/li]
[li]Your EMP System is now the weakest part of your system, and very vulnerable to hacking.[/li]
[li]You do not have an infinite power supply.[/li]
[li]You are now wearing a frilly pink tutu.[/li]
[li]Your hardware can now run standard market software. Your OS is now compatible with every program ever.[/li]
[li]Your new name is Awk.[/li]
[li]Should you succeed in killing everything with these changes in effect, remaking the world will result in unending doom, and will destroy you for all eternity. You will be dead, have ceased to function, and no longer be able to do anything, let alone be aware of your surroundings.[/li]
[/ul]
With that said, I will resume my grafting of Windows Vista into your brain.
Q: Can you feel the pain of this OS yet?
A: No, whatever you just did has no effect on me because the RP God and RP Goddess are below me, just like every other God/Goddes/Godlike being/Godzilla/Demon/Demonlike being/Chuck Norris/Mr T/Cthulhu/you/mortals/entity/concept/everything and everyone combined other than myself.
There is also no logical error, if you read further in point #3 you'd know that it isn't my EMP system that interacts with your EMP, but my power recharging systems (which is why it only ha a positive effect)
Also, this machinelike form is just another temporary form until I get bored with it.
Q: Am I doing excessive Godmodding again?
[sup]I tend to do that sometimes...[/sup]
There is also no logical error, if you read further in point #3 you'd know that it isn't my EMP system that interacts with your EMP, but my power recharging systems (which is why it only ha a positive effect)
Also, this machinelike form is just another temporary form until I get bored with it.
Q: Am I doing excessive Godmodding again?
[sup]I tend to do that sometimes...[/sup]