Wrong Answer

[Living Contradiction]

A: No, it was bought by the Chinese last year and they used it to grow cross-pollenating sheep.


Q: How hard is a bunny hop?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Fourteen Newton meters.

Q: Or is that in Joules?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Neither. I believe the lumen is the measure you were looking for.

Q: Why don't more teacher's teach about non-euclidian geometry?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because it's out of plane site.

Q: Ba-dum-tish?

 

[brtshstel]

A: geometry fail

Q: Trig maybe?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nah, I don't want to go off on tangents.

Q: Is math for squares?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: No. Fractals only.

Q: What's more imaginary: Justin Bieber's testosterone or the square root of negative one?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The former. At least the latter is useful.

Q: Do you wanna buy a duck?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Only if it's a euphemism for something else.

Q: Approximately how many letters long is the longest word in the English language (ie, dictionary status is optional).

 

[pSY'oniK]

A: Exactly one thousand three hundred and thirty seven
Q: Whats the longest street on the planet ?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: The one that follows the equator.

Q: Has it been built yet?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Considering it's mostly ocean, yes.

Q: Are you dreaming of a white Christmas?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No.
I'm dreaming of a Christmas in which the earth is scorched, the seas are boiled and the skies are filled with ashes!

Q: Did you ever dream of a Christmas like that?

 

[kaveradeo]

A:No
Q:Are You Insane?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Actually, he's in godmode. SO yes.

Q: Am I going to have a blue Christmas now? =(

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Yes. But all your gifts will be spherical. You do the math.

Q: Are Bing Crosby and Billy Cosby related?

 

[brtshstel]

A: Yes. Bing just got the white skin, singing voice, decades of added age, and the extra "r" in his last name from his father's side.

Q: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and do some caroling?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You will get a sentimental feeling, and you will like it.

Q: Why are you singing the Jingle Bell Rock?

 

[diddykonger]

A: causes it Christmas is 5 months away....always good to get the holiday mood started early

Q: When did this happen in the movie?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I have no idea what you're talking about...

Q: Do you ever dream of a Christmas where the world is burning, the earth is scorched, the seas are boiling and the skies are filled with ashes?