Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, because I didn't even care.

Q: Why are headsets so fragile?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Because why pay $15 once when you can pay $15 upwards of six times over the course of a month?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: For the same reason you don't shake babies.

Q: What's the one particle that can go faster than the speed of light?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Your orgasm.

Q: Zing?

 

[Killbuzz]

A: Zing indeed.

Q: How do I train a cow to hunt lemons with a straw hat?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: First you gotta find some lemons with straw hats.

Q: Do you see what I did there?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Of course I saw.

Q: Wait... Did you do something?

 

[diddykonger]

A: yeah, I farted into the sun

Q: Who wants to buy me a Scotch?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: I do!...Shit, where'd I put my ID?

Q: Where did I put my ID?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: You ate it.

Q: Will there be cake?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Here you go.

Q: Can ninjas have cake?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: When did you take my wallet? Why did you change your question?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: To annoy you.

Q: Do you like girls?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, not really.

Q: What's the square root of dog[sup]3[/sup]?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Fish

Q: Whodunnit?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Shamwow did it all!

Q: Can I sing you a song?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Why yes, go ahead.

Q: Will you sing "Still Alive"?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Q: Aperture science: We do what we must because we can, for the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Things have been ok for me except that I'm a zombie now.

Q: Wrong song?

 

[Zeromaeus]

A: Hmm? I'm sorry, I'm tone deaf. I cant really say?
Q: How does one acquire a dragon's egg?