Wrong Answer

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Indeed I am.

Q: What is the exact decimal value of pi?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: 42
It's the ultimate answer.

Q: Where did you get that hat?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Raggghh! You got it!

A: Yuki gave it to me.

Q: What's with the maid outfit?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: It's all that was left.

Q: What anime is your avatar from?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Q: How far did you get in "I wanna be the guy"?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I got to The Guy.

Q: Did I die a little inside by that point?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Most likely.

Q: How do I know if I'm Jewish?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, I could ask you...
But I won't, because I really don't care about someones religion.
[sup]Unless that religion specifically targets me...[/sup]

Q: Does the Jewish religion do that?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: I don't think they do.

Q: What! Is my name?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: So "What!" is your name?

Q: Hooray?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Huzzah.

Q: What are you reading currently?

 

[LostTimeLady]

A: Your question.

Q: What is the square of the hypotenuse?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: The sum of the squares of the two other sides.

Q: Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Some countries kill their criminals, others don't, they should have them fight to the death instead to entertain the populace.

Q: Am I insane?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: I prefer the term "mentally hilarious"

Q: Are you my conscience?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Maybe...
It would explain why I have none...

Q: Stop? Hammer Time?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Can't touch dis.

Q: Why me?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because you're a leper.

Q: Or something worse?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Much worse.

Q: Who are you?

 

[BoosterGold]

A: "I. Am. The. New. God. All is one in Darkseid. This mighty body is my church. When I command your surrender, I speak with three billion voices. When I make a fist to crush your resistance. It is with three billion hands. When I stare into your eyes and shatter your dreams. And break your heart. It is with six billion eyes. Nothing like Darkseid has ever come among you; nothing will again. I will take you to a hell without exit or end. And there I will murder your souls! And make you crawl and beg! And die! Die! DIE FOR DARKSEID!"

Q: What is the ANTI-LIFE EQUATION