Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The iron maiden.

Q: Does she make good juice?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Yeah. Good man juice.

Q: Were you aware the iron maiden was a man?

 

[Dargoldium]

A: Why do you think he likes hugging people?
Q: Why is torture the answer for everything?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because violence is the answer to everything. Torture is just a subset of violence.

Q: Don't you learn this stuff in history?

 

[Dargoldium]

A: No we learn about boring things like American history.

Q: Why are wars never good?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: War is good, it strengthens the economy.

Q: Have you played Abe Lincoln Must Die? If you did, you'd know this.

 

[Lust]

A: No, I should though........

Q: Who wants a hug?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not me.

Q: Do you want me to sing to you?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: Ooooooo.................sing for me bard. Please?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: *tune of "Be Our Guest" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn6ralHFemY]*

Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food...
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good.

See...
My...
Vest! See my vest!
Made from real gorilla chest!
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter!

See this hat? 'Twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtlenecks, I got my share.
Beret of poodle, on my noodle it shall rest!
Try my red robin suit, it comes one breast or two!

See my vest!
See my vest!
See my vest!

Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that, or skin my chauffeurs.
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best!
So let's prepare these dogs--
Kill two for matching clogs!

See my vest!
See my vest!
Oh please, won't you see my vest!

Q: Did you like it?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: What is this? I don't even.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Read the edit, then get back to me.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: BRILLIANT! A total lolocaust!

Q: How long did it take to come up with?

 

[Lust]

A: I remember this song...............ah....... ninja

Q: I think this is where I say thank you. Isn't it?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, this is were you go on a killing spree.

Q: Why aren't you on a killing spree?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: I'm on a boat, doing flips and shit with my flippy-floppies and T-Pain. No time for punk-ass killing sprees.

Q: What's a T-Pain?

 

[Lust]

A: A total pain.

Q: What's a Beiber?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: An Internet sensation discovered on Youtube for the sole purpose of distracting tweens from important issues like Sandra Bullock's latest paycheck and Ashton Kutcher's "crib".

Q: Why the hell does crib mean house?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because someone was crazy enough to decide it.

Q: Who was it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You, maybe.

Q: What do you mean, "fact-check?" This is the internet! No one checks their fax!