Wrong Answer

[whittaker]

A: Darkness.

Q: What is the name of my avatar?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: 403605.e7d7f.jpg

Q: Why do you ask?

 

[whittaker]

A/Q: Could I get that in metrics, please?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: Wait. In pounds or tons?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: What's a metric?

 

[Lust]

A: Unit of measurement, I think.

Q: Satisfied?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: A metric is any form of measurement. I am, yeah.

Q: How many communion wafers must one eat before oen consumes a whole Jesus?

 

[whittaker]

A: Not yet. Pound is not metric, it's imperial (or american).
ninjad

Q: Why have USA yet to adopt the convenient metric system, being the last industrialised country to not do so?
EDIT - I really want to know this

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Because America is a very arrogant country, and the more they try not to be, the more they are.

Q: That about cover it?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: OH HELLS NO!! What chu say about America?!

Edit: 1000th post.

 

[whittaker]

A: "I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"

Q: That sound like the american way of thinking to you?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Sounds pretty 'Murican to me.

Q: Do the Americans object?

 

[Lust]

A: Nope.

Q: Surprised?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Nope.

Q: What other countries are fun to make fun of? Besides France.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A:Germany.

Q: Why are the squares back? And why are they animated?

 

[whittaker]

A: England/tea. Italy/tomatoes. Germany/bratwurst. Russia/vodka.
damn ninjas!

Q: Did I miss anyone?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nope. I just hate everything about you.

Q: But why do I love you?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Because you can't look away.
Also, @Rex: The squares are back because I like the squares. And they're animated because I wanted them to be.

Q: Aren't you kind of short for a storm trooper?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Aren't you kind of colorful for a monochromatic being?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: I'm the monchrome rainbow!~

Q:...could that have sounded any more gay?