Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Probably not. That was a 14 on the Kinsey scale.

Q: If I applied the smudge tool to your avatar, would you be an animated block of solid gray?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes.

Q: Why didn't you make it sound more gay

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: There was no subtle way to make that more gay.

Q: If you're Mister I'm-So-Smart, why don't you do it?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because I'm no monochrome rainbow.

Q: And who said anything about being subtle?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Ah, like, oh my god guys~ I'm like the monochrome raINBow!~

Q: That was more gay, yes?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The Subtlety Police. Damn ninjas.

Q: Or do they only exist inside my head?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: They exist parallel to the Tautology Club.

Q: What's the first rule of Tautology Club?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Do you really want to start this again?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Maybe.

Q: What's the Tautology Club?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Tautology, IIRC, is the practice of defining something in terms of itself, much like how recursive functions work in computer science. The Tautology Club is dedicated to doing that. Meaning that, if we start this again, I'm going to start dropping infinite loops again.

Q: Do you really want that to happen?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, infinite loops are great.

Q: Can you give an example?

 

[Blue Musician]

A/Q :You did?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: What are you talking about? What did I do?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: I dunno, what did you say?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*I don't know... hug*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: That's not a question! You need to end your post with a question, but you didn't. Instead, you ended with a statement, and that's not a question! You need to end your post with a question, but you didn't. Instead,...

Q: Will this last until the end of infinity?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Infinity will last until the end of infinity.

Q: If I have two apples, how many apples do I have?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: None, I have eaten them already!

Q: In how much time I will grow an apple tree?

 

[Lust]

A/Q: That depends. How many apple trees are we talking about?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Three. I have bended the laws of thermodynamics to make it so.

Q: Do I fail physics forever?