Wrong Answer

[Lust]

A: Yes, yes you do.

Q: Care to try again?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: I can tell he won't.

Q: Do I have clairvoyance?

 

[Lust]

A: Sure.

Q: What color are my underwear?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A/Q: Why would I know? *shifty guilt eyes*

 

[Lust]

A/Q: Oh I don't know. Why won't you be the judge?

*drops pants*

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

A:......Impressive.

Q: What is the exchange rate of Stanley Nickels to Shrute bucks?(My god, if anyone gets this one right, I may come in my pants.)

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Er, 24 I believe.

Q: What is the exchange of my hair per day?

 

[Scde2]

A: A cucumber.

Q: And maybe an ear of corn?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, it's not worth that much.

Q: Are you crazy?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The better question would be, "Who here is not crazy?".

Q: Who here is not crazy?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, there were those people I got rid of...
They were pretty sane...
Before I started to get rid of them...

Q: How crazy are you?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: On a scale of 1 to Spades, I'm yttrium crazy.

Q: Could I make a little more sense?

 

[Yarpie]

A: There are certain tendencies pointing in that direction.

Q: Why are most jeans blue?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because fluorine in the water makes us all perceive jeans to be the color blue. Other impurities, like lead, make us perceive some jeans as black.

Q: Because the government is controlling our minds, man?

 

[Yarpie]

A: Bacon.

Q: Where is the internet?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: According to [user]Maraveno[/user]'s Objection! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.144391-Objection] thread, the Internet is inside my body.

Q: Will you stop posting to my pancreas?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No.

Q: Why would I?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because it tickles. And when somebody tickles me, a kitten dies.

Q: Do you really want to kill another kitten?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: And you probably think I really care...

Q: Seriously?

 

[Yarpie]

A: Cerealy.

Q: Which is the quickest way to the moon?