Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Only if walks can walk and digs can dig.

Q: Yo dawg, can I put a shake in yo' shake so I can drink yo' milkshake while I drink yo' milkshake?

 

[diddykonger]

A: sorry but here we speak proper grammatical english

Q: Should the elves in Santa workshop form a union?

 

[Malgorath]

A: No. That would mean less presents...maybe.

Q: Who does Mike Patton star as?

 

[Sacman]

A: I like Star Wars...

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop???

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: 10,000

Q: Who is going to frogblast the vent core?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: A Baneling.

Q: What will you do in 10 minutes?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Make lunch.

Q: Why am I making lunch at 6:30 in the morning?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because you're hungry.

Q: Why did you ask a question?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Gremlins made me do it.

Q: Am I on the computer while at school?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Maybe.

Q: Why should I care?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You shouldn't.

Q: What's the scouter say about the weather?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: It's cloudy with a chance for rain.

Q: Why are you so interested in the weather?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because it looks like it's going to rain over here in Florida, that's why.

Q: And now for the BlaccuWeather report with Ollie Williams. Ollie?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Kickflip!

Q: Nosegrab?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Faceplant.

Q: Squib?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Squid!

Q: Godzilla?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Mothra.

Q: When did this suddenly turn into a one-word question-answer session?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: About 4 posts ago.

Q: Why are you napping on a sheep that's disguised as a cow?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I thought it was a sofa. Not like I'm complainin'. It's hella comfortable after being on campus for eight hours and counting.

Q: How much longer will I be here?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Two more eternities.

Q: How can there be more than one eternity?