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[AwesomeExpress]

A: Ah ha! CHECKOUT TIME IS NIGH!

Q: Who's the Rhymenoceros?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No idea, but it sounds like it's rhinoceros ramen.

Q: What's in your ramen?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Skin Like Winter

Q: Will you Never Let Me Go?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, 'cause you're as cold as ice, and willing to sacrifice our love.

Q: Did you close the door and leave the world behind?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: No, that was Paul Saunders.

Q: What about the Man Cooking show?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Dammit, he needs to come out of the oven, or else he'll dry out.

Q: What was your favorite celebrity roast?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Roast Jack Thompson...

Q: He does count as a celebrity right?

 

[Treeinthewoods]

A: Sure, he amuses thousands whenever he talks.

Q: Is Gary Busey a real boy?

 

[JLML]

A: That depends. Who the hell is Gary Busey?

Q: Also, WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY SMILING AT ME FROM OUTSIDE THE WINDOW?!?!?!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: That's the guy I sent to kill you after stalking you for a while.

Q: Who did you think he was?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Jack The Ripper.

Q: Wouldn't he be old as hell, though?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, unless he was turned into a vampire...

Q: Was he?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

A: Depends. Define vampire.

Q: Define vampire.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: "Sparkles in the sun." *throws glitter on VH*

Q: Why are you sparkling in the sun?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: DRACULA!

Q: DRACULA?
Edit: Argh! Ninja'd!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: *throws glitter on HF*

Q: WHERE IS ALL OF THIS GLITTER COMING FROM?!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: STEPHANIE MYERS!

Q: Kill?!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

A: No!

Q: Torture?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: *throws more glitter*

Q: OMG WHO LET TINGLE IN HERE?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

A: It was you!

Q: Who's tingle?