WTF Australia?!?!?!
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The worst spider I have gazed upon are red backs, and believe me, they don't last 5 minutes in my house. Not from any intervention of my own doing mind you, nah, the daddy long legs wipe them out periodically by their own initiative and they're friendly towards me. I'm surprised the little red backs keep returning.
Australia really isn't as bad as people make it out to be, at least not in my experience.
Australia really isn't as bad as people make it out to be, at least not in my experience.
YOU FOOL!! Can't you see?! It's painfully obvious that a massive Australian demon spider has taken... wait... what's that sound?! OH GOD THERE'S ONE RIGHT BEHIND ME CALL THE POLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGRHGRHRGHRGGGGGG!!!!Hazy992 said:
Yes, well. As I was saying. Spiders have never harmed a single human in history. Go ahead, look it up. Any claims to the contrary are part of the reptilian propaganda machine. It is good to trust DoPo, he is obviously a friend. Or perhaps... a brother. Anyway, Australia is a fine place to live. Or it will be, once the beloved friendly happy fun spiders remove all those nasty snakes. Please visit! And don't forget to wear loose clothing, it makes
I saw a four foot long rattlesnake in my backyard last week. I beat it to death with a stick.
I saw a half a centimeter long spider this week. I screamed, ran out of the room and gathered ammunition (read: Magazines, flip-flops, etc). Then I cautiously approached the room and threw said ammunition at the spider until it was adequately smooshy.
I saw a half a centimeter long spider this week. I screamed, ran out of the room and gathered ammunition (read: Magazines, flip-flops, etc). Then I cautiously approached the room and threw said ammunition at the spider until it was adequately smooshy.
In Australia, we have a custom called, 'toughening of the men'.
All newborn male babies are abandoned in the great outback and it's up to them to find their way back home.
They must endure blistering heat, countless venomous creatures, lack of water and boxing kangaroos.
The only way to survive is to adapt to the environment - learning to live off nature and to be able to win a fight against an emu.
All babies that do not survive are deemed not worthy anyway. The ones that do survive grow up to be Saxton Hale equivalents.
True story.
Oh, and do not try to squash the spiders, that only makes them angrier.
All newborn male babies are abandoned in the great outback and it's up to them to find their way back home.
They must endure blistering heat, countless venomous creatures, lack of water and boxing kangaroos.
The only way to survive is to adapt to the environment - learning to live off nature and to be able to win a fight against an emu.
All babies that do not survive are deemed not worthy anyway. The ones that do survive grow up to be Saxton Hale equivalents.
True story.
Oh, and do not try to squash the spiders, that only makes them angrier.
How do we avoid going insane? Easy! WE DON'T!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Captcha: Purina Plan describe this brand with any words.
Answer: I don't have any pets. the spiders ate them all...
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Captcha: Purina Plan describe this brand with any words.
Answer: I don't have any pets. the spiders ate them all...
It wasn't a very large snake... I've had to evict larger snakes from my house when they slither on in. And as for spider extermination... like all things. Fire.Hazy992 said:
See this is why we should destroy Australia it's has nothing of value except for killers spiders and snakes! Oh and kangaroos, kangaroos are awesome. So yes it's decided, we must export all the roos in Aussie then nuke the country and hopefully not create radioactive spider snakes.
Pfft. Know thou nothing Risingblade? The spiders are already radioactive. All you're going to do is make them even bigger than they already are, and capable of crossing water. Just leave them with us, and you;ll be fine. Unless we decide to unleash them on you. Then you're kinda screwed.
I live in Australia,in fact, I have lived here my whole life and I have never seen anything like this.
Only in Autrailia huh?
Also that spider is going to have one hell of a time wrapping that snake up for later.
Also how is this worse than the tarantula that got its name for eating birds? And also happens to be able to shoot darts that can penetrate to the bone.
Also that spider is going to have one hell of a time wrapping that snake up for later.
Also how is this worse than the tarantula that got its name for eating birds? And also happens to be able to shoot darts that can penetrate to the bone.
A kangaroos kick can do some seriously damage, mate.Risingblade said:
I was out in the bush the other day and they have some serious power in those legs.
OT: Thats just an orb weaver. I don't think his bite would actually kill you. Hurt like hell yeah, and be ultra creepy coz its the size of your face, but you wont die.
I don't think Red-backs and Funnel-webs have killed anyone in years.
Maybe you should stick away from Africa. I hear that Nile crocs and Hippos kill heaps more people each year then these spiders do.
Australia's great mate.
<img width=350>http://spidervalley.com/images/Snow_Spider.jpgHazy992 said:
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE
It's still not as horrifying as the (Australian) tree that shoots poisonous needles at all living things that approach it...
Considering we have 9 of the most ten most poisonous snakes in the world exclusive to our little island I'd welcome this spider warmly, but on the other hand I hate spiders, of which we have one of the most poisonous spiders too, one of which is native to my city....WHY DO I LIVE HERE!!
A tip if you come here, out in the wild, if you see an animal, do not touch it
Sleepy as they might look, koalas are not nice, Not nice at all.
Also, beware of drop bears, they will attack you. Make sure to bring a hat, sitting under a tree unless it's an isolated tree is very, very dangerous.
EDIT: I have to wonder who cursed the city of sydney. The biggest city here with a huge population density, and that is the only place on earth where the funnel web is. Take that, Sydney!
Sleepy as they might look, koalas are not nice, Not nice at all.
Also, beware of drop bears, they will attack you. Make sure to bring a hat, sitting under a tree unless it's an isolated tree is very, very dangerous.
EDIT: I have to wonder who cursed the city of sydney. The biggest city here with a huge population density, and that is the only place on earth where the funnel web is. Take that, Sydney!