WTF is wrong with the weather?

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stroopwafel

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Too hot and too much fucking sun for months on end with zero reprieve only to culminate in sweltering hot temperatures above 35 celcius. Earth is so dry that trees are forced into early fall, the grass turned yellow and the asphalt on the roads is starting to detach. Now the disgusting heat turned into a darkened yellow sky with lightning and thunder but no rain. To top it off, tomorrow night there will be a blood moon. The only thing missing is The One Reborn dripping out of it.

WTF is going on? Btw I live in the Netherlands and never before have I experienced the weather to be this nightmarish. Ugh, and I already fucking hate summer. Can't stand the hellish sun and heat.

edit: sorry meant to post this in off-topic.
 

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I was going to ask if you live in Sweden, 'Cause that's Sweden right now.
It's also on fire. Literally, forest fires.. Everywhere.

I've got less problem with the heat than I do with the sun (-burns) and the cloying air-moisture coating you in a fine film of constant sweat.
 

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stroopwafel said:
Too hot and too much fucking sun for months on end with zero reprieve only to culminate in sweltering hot temperatures above 35 celcius. Earth is so dry that trees are forced into early fall, the grass turned yellow and the asphalt on the roads is starting to detach. Now the disgusting heat turned into a darkened yellow sky with lightning and thunder but no rain. To top it off, tomorrow night there will be a blood moon. The only thing missing is The One Reborn dripping out of it.

WTF is going on? Btw I live in the Netherlands and never before have I experienced the weather to be this nightmarish. Ugh, and I already fucking hate summer. Can't stand the hellish sun and heat.

edit: sorry meant to post this in off-topic.
Trump became president so clearly this is hell on earth. Sorry it took a year to get that sorted. Even Satan didn't think that was going to happen
 

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We are having a hot year. It's been hot before, it'll be hot again. This is normal planetary climate cycling. Good thing we invented Air Conditioning.
 

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I feel ya?. I?m a transplant from Ohio where 80F (~25C) is ?hot? to Texas where 80F is a ?cool summer morning at 4:00am.? I?ve been here 8 years now, and STILL haven?t gotten used to it. We?ve been in a weeks-long heatwave where ?real feel? temperatures regularly reach the one hundred and teens (+40C.) You step outside, breath in and you can feel your lungs baking; It?s insufferable. My Texas friends all make fun of my suffering ?Yankee? ass when it?s this hot (mind you, they?re sweating bullets themselves while they?re pointing and laughing,) but I get mine when winter comes around; 40-50F (4-10C) is ?cold? to them, and I?ve yet to even break out a jacket! C?mon winter!
 

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I want it to fucking rain. Pretty sure there's already people who have forgotten what rain looks and sounds like. They'd be all "Water falling from the sky! It's a sign of the end times!"
 

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I want it to fucking rain. Pretty sure there's already people who have forgotten what rain looks and sounds like. They'd be all "Water falling from the sky! It's a sign of the end times!"
Over here when it rains we are like "This isn't what we meant with 'we want the humidity to drop'!"
 

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stroopwafel said:
Too hot and too much fucking sun for months on end with zero reprieve only to culminate in sweltering hot temperatures above 35 celcius. Earth is so dry that trees are forced into early fall, the grass turned yellow and the asphalt on the roads is starting to detach. Now the disgusting heat turned into a darkened yellow sky with lightning and thunder but no rain. To top it off, tomorrow night there will be a blood moon. The only thing missing is The One Reborn dripping out of it.

WTF is going on? Btw I live in the Netherlands and never before have I experienced the weather to be this nightmarish. Ugh, and I already fucking hate summer. Can't stand the hellish sun and heat.

edit: sorry meant to post this in off-topic.
Definitely not gaming related unless you count wanting to stay in and play because of it, but exactly my thoughts too. Summer is over rated unless all you do is go to the beach. Sick of the heat and this is from a Michigan resident; where most people hate winter I really can?t wait for it. Fall is my favorite though.
 

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British person talking here, its too fucking hot. Its been about 32 degrees c for about two months now. I am accustomed to rain, cold, wind and gloom, this unrelenting heat with none of the good stuff is just Hell. In fact, I think I've died, gone to Hell and not noticed. Please, please bring back the rain, cold, wind and gloom before I decide to move somewhere cold.
 

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Xprimentyl said:
hanselthecaretaker said:
... and this is from a SHITigan resident.
Fixed that for ya'! GO BUCKS!!
Haha, yeah our teams probably drank too much of our tainted water. What?s the point of being surrounded by the largest bodies of freshwater if we can?t even drink it.
 

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stroopwafel said:
Too hot and too much fucking sun for months on end with zero reprieve only to culminate in sweltering hot temperatures above 35 celcius. Earth is so dry that trees are forced into early fall, the grass turned yellow and the asphalt on the roads is starting to detach. Now the disgusting heat turned into a darkened yellow sky with lightning and thunder but no rain. To top it off, tomorrow night there will be a blood moon. The only thing missing is The One Reborn dripping out of it.

WTF is going on? Btw I live in the Netherlands and never before have I experienced the weather to be this nightmarish. Ugh, and I already fucking hate summer. Can't stand the hellish sun and heat.

edit: sorry meant to post this in off-topic.
Dude, this is nothing. Wait until you get to Michigan. Our weather is really schizophrenic, unless you live all the way in the upper North. But weather problems are even worse there during the winter, than the summer.
 
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We've had massive floods all week in Pennsylvania. Shut down Hershey Park as a result, which I live only like 2 hours from.

Power went out a couple times.

I think we're back to our regularly scheduled sweltering heat after this weekend though.

Edit: Nevermind, just checked the forecast. Literally storms ALL week again starting this coming Monday, though they're predicted to be scattered storms rather than flash floods again.
 
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I'm spending my weeks on the island of Anglesey where it, by all rights, should be damp and cloudy at all times as befits something off the north coast of Wales. Instead I feel like all my skin is melting off, I'm constantly trying to fend off dehydration while digging, and we've hit the threshold where the polarising effect of my prescription sunglasses can't adequately counter how much light they're magnifying. Please send clouds