WTF JAPAN THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU

[Asturiel]

I will never see Urahara the same after watching your avatar...

The minute I saw it I had to have it, Yay for Deviant Art

 

[RanD00M]

Queens Blade features an all female cast.It's like one of the selling points.
And I have only seen the first episode.And I liked it in a silly and perverted manner.

And you forgot the part where girl A kills girl B by hugging her so tightly that her tits explode.Which happens late in the first episode.

 

[Burwood123]

Sounds aight, i'm gonna check it out, dunno what you're complaining about (¬3¬)

 

[Macgyvercas]

Is seeing one weird anime reason enough to call it all shit?

*makes note to download Queen's Blade*

*copies note*

All anime is "weird" but in a good way. After all, it has cat girls.

 

[ShadowofaAirmen]

i own both Season 1 and Season 2 of Queens Blade if you dont like it thats fine but there are ALOTE of people out there who do enjoy it including my self and to call anime shit man ya just need to stop while ya ahead theres Tons of anime out there just like Queens Blade alote that are good. I take it you would Hate Ramen 1/2 has Boobs being shown and does take it self seriouse but its a good 104 episodes its japan there anime let them do what they want with it.

 

[The3rdEye]

Spoiler

So there was some free anime for download on the PSN called Queen's Blade. Me liking anime when I was 11 (DBZ/Gundam) decided to give it a try. Hell. It was free after all.

The opening scene plays out like this: Huge titted woman A starts fight with huge titted woman B on a road while they're both wearing lingerie (apparantly lingerie and Double F cup boobs makes perfect warriors). Woman A has an attack that sprays acid...OUT OF HER TITS. Acid which only (forfuckssake)burns...away...clothes. God fucking dammit. Ok that was bullshit but I guess maybe that's ok?

BUT WAIT THE MODESTLY DRESSED PROPORTIONATE WOMAN COMES ON THE SCENE AND SAVES THE DAY!!!

Oh wait nevermind. Some third chick wearing nothing but essentially nipple cups and a g-string with boobs the size of Montana saves the day. Essentially rescuing girl A and doing the right thing and giving her rest and sending on her way.

OH WAIT I LIED AGAIN, SHE TIES ROPES AROUND HER TITS AND MAKES HER WALK BACK HOME AS HER SLAVE.

Now they're having some party which only allows girls with boobs bigger than their heads and lesbian tendencies.

Oh and by the way. It ended with another fight with girl A and B. Girl B defeated girl A by squeezing her so tight that her tits exploded.


Has anyone seen this bullshit? Does the voice acting ever improve? Do they ever put on clothes?


Am I the only one that seriously hates this shit. I've seen a few animes that I enjoy (Samurai Champloo/Cowboy Beebop) but this is seriously just god damned retarded. This isn't a hentai. If it was I could understand...sort of. But this is taking itself seriously.

tl;dr: What the fuck is wrong with anime and why is it all shit?

This is the equivalent to walking into a video store, strolling to the "Adult Only" section and then shouting "What the hell?! Why are there pictures of naked people here!? All the movie in this store suck!" The only reason you even got it was because

Hell. It was free after all.

So yeah, cry me a river, then build a bridge and get over it.

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

You just made me want to watch this anime. big breasted ladies doing completely random stuff. What more do you want?

 

[Stormz]

This is basically what the anime industry has become. A lot of older animes are amazing but lately it's just been either moe blobs or ecchi or even both at the same time, but hey, this is what the majority wants...I guess.

Oh and also, not all anime is shit so good job.

 

[Druyn]

Ever seen The Cove? Thats why I hate Japan.

 

[Mattymarsbar]

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[Dexiro]

I think that sounds hilarious! Just like I found Bayonetta hilarious, that didn't take itself seriously though.

Japanese people can go over the top sometimes. Not to generalize but I haven't heard great things about the teenagers social lives over there, If it's the nerd nation that everyone makes it out to be then over the top porn must be the way to go!

I'd just ignore it, not all anime is big boobs and fetishy references you just have to filter out what you don't like

 

[Mstrswrd]

Wordy

You must be new to the world of "Anime that's actually not anime, it's basically hentai with some very minor censoring (making it technically ecchi) because we can make more money that way" stuff. Just avoid anything like this. For example, Seikon no Qwaser/Qwaser of Stigmata is an action anime where the main characters gain their powers by suckling the breasts of women (and drinking the milk, so, yes, they're producing milk). There is a tremendous amount of fetish fuel/marketability in this, in several things, such as the sadist loli character with a female slave, the suckling, the breast milk, etc.

Like I said, avoid it at all costs. I think I spend a fair amount of anime watching time trying instead to find anime to watch around the dribble.

Instead, look for (very, very) slightly more obscure but awesome stuff, like Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler), which despite having it's fanservice moments, is excellent (I don't know about the second season). Also, look to older stuff, like the JoJo's Bizarre adventure OVA's (read the Manga. Do it), Hokuto no Ken (watch the anime and read the Manga. Do it), etc.

The very marketed stuff is meant for views and sales, not quality. Except for Bakemonogatari. That's awesome (and freaking weird).

(Obviously, I'm generalizing, as many excellent anime such as Death Note, Code Geass, and others, were heavily marketed, but you get the idea).

 

[lacktheknack]

This is why I hate Japan...

<spoiler=Sonic CD Game Over Japan><youtube=4fT6P3SokJo>Cool, catchy.

<spoiler=Sonic CD Game Over America><youtube=YM8qx-HdY5c>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

MAKE THE NIGHTMARES GO AWAAAAAAAAY!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Queens Blade features an all female cast.It's like one of the selling points.
And I have only seen the first episode.And I liked it in a silly and perverted manner.

And you forgot the part where girl A kills girl B by hugging her so tightly that her tits explode.Which happens late in the first episode.

And then what?.... OT Yes that is most selling points but hey it puts the kids in schools in japan. True story.

 

[Tim_Buoy]

if your looking for a good story i would suggest death note or one piece

 

[TermOfEndearment]

Queens Blade features an all female cast.It's like one of the selling points.
And I have only seen the first episode.And I liked it in a silly and perverted manner.

And you forgot the part where girl A kills girl B by hugging her so tightly that her tits explode.Which happens late in the first episode.

Oh no I made sure to mention it.

Also. I had absolutely no clue what the fuck it was about when I DL'd it. I knew it was called Queen's Blade and that it was an anime. I had no idea it was going to be all female/a titty filled extrrrrrravaganza. Maybe something got lost in translation, but the way it presented itself didn't make it seem like it was trying to be inane and goofy.

 

[LRT]

First of all why complain about something that was free?

Certain things are targeted at specific demographics in short some people enjoy scantily clad women saving the day and others don't >.> I'm not saying that this particular show revolutionizes entertainment but you obviously weren't a part of their target audience.
Anyways next time you come across an ecchi anime keep calm and carry on.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Now they're having some party which only allows girls with boobs bigger than their heads and lesbian tendencies.

Oh and by the way. It ended with another fight with girl A and B. Girl B defeated girl A by squeezing her so tight that her tits exploded.

Uh, tits exploded? Like in gore and horribleness?

Who the fuck wants to watch tits explode? Never mind, don't tell me!

 

[Drakmeire]

does the fact that I want to see this for the shear WTF value make me a bad person?

 

[TermOfEndearment]

Now they're having some party which only allows girls with boobs bigger than their heads and lesbian tendencies.

Oh and by the way. It ended with another fight with girl A and B. Girl B defeated girl A by squeezing her so tight that her tits exploded.

Uh, tits exploded? Like in gore and horribleness?

Who the fuck wants to watch tits explode? Never mind, don't tell me!

no. Like they exploded as if they weren't really titties, but tank shells that go off when hugged too tightly.