Yahtzee Has CRABS!?

[Luna]

I fell for the trap and googled it.

Crabs: Pthirus pubis

head lice: Pediculus humanus capitis

Both are treatable with shampoo and washing your linen and stuff. I do not think that Yahtzee actually has crabs but stranger things have happened.

Do you think the head lice and the crabs have like a rivalry thing going on?

'ay who's dis?'

'ay man I think it might be one of dem headlice cats'

'Go home boy!'

'You got something to say, ***** ass crab?'

Biology is fascinating.

 

[Zhadramekel]

I only looked at this thread because the title made me think '...wtf'

I'm still thinking '...wtf'

 

[Leemaster777]

Well, I guess Yahtzee's a... crab person now!

...God, that was a horrible segway. Fuck it, I'm just gonna post this and be on my way:

 

[Jandau]

Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.

Actually, it doesn't.

They burrow under the skin when that happens, so it's not a sure thing.

O.O They burrow into your dick?!?

Ohhh god, no, i cant bare thinking about it! XD

Wait, since when did people have hairy dicks?

You make an excellent point...

As long as your not a wookie you should be safe.

Can you get crabs on any hairy part of your body? Like your head?

I don't know the reason, but for some reason they can't live on your head. They can reside in chest hair, beards, arm pits even eye lashes and eye brows, but not on your head.
It seems like a weird specialization, but there are differences in construction of the hair you got on your head and the hair that grows other places.

Naw, the head is Lice territory, any Crabs that show up there are taken out immediately. Parasites gotta respect each other or parasite-on-parasite violence will never end...

 

[Armored Prayer]

"They pinch you nuts *snip snip snip* with their feet"

Captcha: spin doctor. Hmm, Yahtzee should go see one of those.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Ohhh god, no, i cant bare thinking about it! XD

Wait, since when did people have hairy dicks?

*eyes dart back and forth - quietly raises hand* You don't want to know about my ingrown hairs.

 

[krazykidd]

He should hit their weak point for massive damage!

Crabs are water type right? So their weakness should be lighting and grass type moves!

 

[Rangarig]

In Yahtzees case I would assume headcrabs. Weapon of choice: crowbar

 

[razerdoh]

Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.

Actually, it doesn't.

They burrow under the skin when that happens, so it's not a sure thing.

or rather go to pre-emptive war against them... dont have crabs? shave/wax your pubes...

 

[The_Tron]

oh man this thread made me lol. A good way to start the morning.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.

Actually, it doesn't.

They burrow under the skin when that happens, so it's not a sure thing.

O.O They burrow into your dick?!?

Ohhh god, no, i cant bare thinking about it! XD

Wait, since when did people have hairy dicks?

I seen some things, man... and some stuff!
...I wouldn't recommend it

 

[Davatehi]

He should hit their weak point for massive damage!

Crabs are water type right? So their weakness should be lighting and grass type moves!

There is only one way we can save Yahtzee then. We must tazer his crotch!

 

[Hazy992]

This thread's even weirder than the 'Yahtzee is a communist' thread we had a few weeks ago

 

[Gennadios]

Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.

Actually, it doesn't.

They burrow under the skin when that happens, so it's not a sure thing.

O.O They burrow into your dick?!?

Ohhh god, no, i cant bare thinking about it! XD

Wait, since when did people have hairy dicks?

In B4 Lock. It's perfectly normal for hair to grow about halfway up the shaft.

 

[anthony87]

Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.

Actually, it doesn't.

They burrow under the skin when that happens, so it's not a sure thing.

And regrowing pubes is hardly a pleasant experience....
[sub]so much itching [/sub]

 

[370999]

He shouldn't get rid of them. I didn't exterminate my crabs - and I'm glad too. Now I keep 'em as pets. I've grown quite attached to the little creatures really.
(I named the biggest two Mr Pinchy and McNugget)

Yes! Man should live in harmony with the Crab.

Have we really become so cowardly, so bigoted that we would destroy something for the crime of existence?

 

[Spambot 3000]

He shouldn't get rid of them. I didn't exterminate my crabs - and I'm glad too. Now I keep 'em as pets. I've grown quite attached to the little creatures really.
(I named the biggest two Mr Pinchy and McNugget)

Yes! Man should live in harmony with the Crab.

Have we really become so cowardly, so bigoted that we would destroy something for the crime of existence?

Amen, brother!

 

[AstylahAthrys]

I have heard so many odd assumptions about Yahtzee and what he does with his junk. Some people are quite fascinated with what goes on down there.

 

[Alssadar]

This thread's even weirder than the 'Yahtzee is a communist' thread we had a few weeks ago

The Crabs made him a communist on a mission from the alien space-dogs, who are servants of the Star Dragon inside Mars.
Hopefully, the potato growing out of Yahtzee's backside will expunge them all soon so he can make stuff explode, be snarky, or something.