Yahtzee reviewing Pokemon?

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maddawg IAJI

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Once you've played one Pokemon, you've played them all. The Games are always the same and many gamers will know the experience won't change.
 

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ActionDan said:
Sir John The Net Knight said:
Form your own opinions, don't rely on Yahtzee or anyone else to do it for you.
Exactly! Christ when will people realize that Yahtzee isn't a god.
When will people realize that no one thinks he's a god, but most think that he's funny and that a review of pokémon would be funny.
 

mezmerizer02

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The show looks lame, the games must be lame, and one big reason to watch yahtzee is because of the humor of his rants.

-end of discussion and thread-
 

Hippobatman

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Right, now let's all calm down and do some tutoring to this fellow member. Bashing him will not serve you, him nor the community we're all a part of.
Sir John The Net Knight said:
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Gfan_00 said:
Guys, you're Gonzos now, which means new people will look up to you because of higher post counts. It's only natural. This means you ought to be a little more mature about stuff like this. Sure, we don't hold Yahtzee that high in regard, but for many of us, he is the one who brought us here in the first place.

Let's give the kid a second chance, yeah?
 

The Undoer

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maddawg IAJI said:
Once you've played one Pokemon, you've played them all. The Games are always the same and many gamers will know the experience won't change.
I agree with that statement, but I have always enjoyed playing the normal lay out pokemon games, I just find them very good fun. They're samey occasionly, agreed, sometimes too simple agreed, but the target audience isn't people in their teens onwards, it's people younger than their teens. Personally, I'd rather see Yahtzee review Steam, as we all come for his humour, and Steam would provide a fair chunk of inspiration I'm sure. Infact I suspect I'm one of the few people on this earth who actually agree with some of hs reviews, but meh. So be it. entitled to views etc. To sum up, I think pokemons great, but they're the same game resold over and over.
 

Mushroom 118i

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Sir John The Net Knight said:
Mushroom 118i said:
Sir John The Net Knight said:
Pokemon? Who cares? It's an overly simplified, cartoony JRPG designed specifically to sell merch to tweenies..
Umm, I actually have a problem with the statement that it's overly simplified. It has a very deep metagame, and the breeding mechanics in the game have much more sway in terms of competitive battling than people think.

Take a look at sites like http://www.smogon.com/ to see what I mean
The actual target audience is unlikely to care about EVs, IVs, Pokerus or any of that other crap. Maybe shinies... Kind of like how they made Starfox and awesome flight sim for the SNES, but had to cartoon it up for their target audience.
So can we say it's a deep metagame with a cartoony front?
 

Iampringles

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Sir John The Net Knight said:
Pokemon? Who cares? It's an overly simplified, cartoony JRPG designed specifically to sell merch to tweenies. Yahtzee? Again, who cares? Yahtzee's opinions are hardly worth noting. He only get's over because he swears a lot. Do you really need some foul-mouthed wanker with a soapbox to explain to you that Pokemon is crap? Most of us figured that out on our own.

Form your own opinions, don't rely on Yahtzee or anyone else to do it for you.
BLASPHEMY!
Yeah, that's right. I said it.
 

Lift

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This thread worries me.

I don't post very often, mostly because If I feel as thou what i think wouldn't contribute, I keep my damn mouth shut. So why does no one else? If you don't like Yahtzee, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I don't feel the need to comment on how much i dislike Apocalypse Lane whenever I see it in the subject line. So why must everyone who dislikes Yahtzee do so?

I'm not saying I can't see how people might not like Zero Punctuation, and I can see how someone would enjoy Game Dogs but from what I've seen it's not for me. That doesn't mean I'm going to go into every post I see about it, and troll!

The reason I like Yahtzee is not his foul mouth, but his style of writing. If he never swore in any of his videos, I'd still think he was a good writer. He reminds me a bit of Douglass Adams at times. This may just be me talking out my ass considering his oppinion of games if often parallel to mine.

OK, now with that out of the way the actual thread. I think it could be a good idea. When I was a we' lad, I loved the original Pokemon games, from release. This was way before merch got out of hand. I was a fan of JRPGs so I really enjoyed it, JRPGs for me died with the introduction of voice acting. It was cool so see what was essentially "vs. mode" in a JRPG. Now it would ALL depend on his execution, I.E. the limerick form Wolfenstein review. At the same time wouldn't surprise me if he never would, by means of flat out refusal.
 

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Liberaliter said:
Sir John The Net Knight said:
Pokemon? Who cares? It's an overly simplified, cartoony JRPG designed specifically to sell merch to tweenies. Yahtzee? Again, who cares? Yahtzee's opinions are hardly worth noting. He only get's over because he swears a lot. Do you really need some foul-mouthed wanker with a soapbox to explain to you that Pokemon is crap? Most of us figured that out on our own.

Form your own opinions, don't rely on Yahtzee or anyone else to do it for you.
Harsh post right there.
Harsh but true, mate.
 

Sexy Street

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Sir John The Net Knight said:
Pokemon? Who cares? It's an overly simplified, cartoony JRPG designed specifically to sell merch to tweenies. Yahtzee? Again, who cares? Yahtzee's opinions are hardly worth noting. He only get's over because he swears a lot. Do you really need some foul-mouthed wanker with a soapbox to explain to you that Pokemon is crap? Most of us figured that out on our own.

Form your own opinions, don't rely on Yahtzee or anyone else to do it for you.
Troll-er is trolling.
 

Adzma

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Sir John The Net Knight said:
Pokemon? Who cares? It's an overly simplified, cartoony JRPG designed specifically to sell merch to tweenies. Yahtzee? Again, who cares? Yahtzee's opinions are hardly worth noting. He only get's over because he swears a lot. Do you really need some foul-mouthed wanker with a soapbox to explain to you that Pokemon is crap? Most of us figured that out on our own.

Form your own opinions, don't rely on Yahtzee or anyone else to do it for you.
It's funny you say that because Yahtzee is correct 99% of the time. I say you should get your troll mask off and leave this place.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Sir John The Net Knight said:
Pokemon? Who cares? It's an overly simplified, cartoony JRPG designed specifically to sell merch to tweenies. Yahtzee? Again, who cares? Yahtzee's opinions are hardly worth noting. He only get's over because he swears a lot. Do you really need some foul-mouthed wanker with a soapbox to explain to you that Pokemon is crap? Most of us figured that out on our own.

Form your own opinions, don't rely on Yahtzee or anyone else to do it for you.
Daaaaaaaamn, that's harsh right there.

Anyway no, if he didn't like the last few JRPG'S he probably wouldn't like Pokemon.

ActionDan said:
Exactly! Christ when will people realize that Yahtzee isn't a god.
You mean...Yahtzee isn't...YOU MEAN ALL MY MONEY THAT WENT INTO THE OFFICIAL CHURCH OF YAHTZEE WAS A WASTE!!!
 

Excludos

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I love how 1/4 of the escapist forum snaps at the mere mention of yahtzee. He might not be a god, but is it illegal to be a fan of him? I did not notice the thread-starter trying to make a religion out of the guy, did you? Are you the sort of people who go to band-websited and tell them how much their music sucks and how much they should jump infront of a train, because you don't like their style of music?

Also, I know people do, but you should never look up to someone because of their post count. posting "lol" in 1400 threads give you a high postcount aswell.

anyway, back to topic..sortof:
[quote:"Sir John The Net Knight"]
But he should also keep in mind that Mr. Croshaw has one the most overly inflated egos in the world, and he's not going to waste his time reviewing something like that because he considers it beneath him.[/quote]
That sounds like a direct challenge if you ask me :D