well, if they made a direct sequel or prequel to portal, i'm sure that his review would be so overwhelmingly positive that he would be FORCED to eat his own ass.TheRedLucario said:Is that possible? Won't the world implode when the vibrations of sound react with the forever lingering laws of physics to cause a reacting that makes all things become a black hole, thus making the world suck itself to non-existence?Griever18 said:Let him review a game that he finds utterly perfect.
Better, a life time supply of branston pickle and cadburry cream eggs (not to be eaten at the same time).Jenkins said:get him a jar of branston pickle
Says who?Jenkins said:(not to be eaten at the same time).
Don't forget a good syringe.Magicpie777 said:Better, a life time supply of branston pickle and cadburry cream eggs (not to be eaten at the same time).Jenkins said:get him a jar of branston pickle
Well i did say not to be eaten at the same time... then again it is his birthday so I guess we should throw in a syringe just in case.Sgt Doom said:Don't forget a good syringe.Magicpie777 said:Better, a life time supply of branston pickle and cadburry cream eggs (not to be eaten at the same time).Jenkins said:get him a jar of branston pickle
My word! That would mean.. Hmm let me do the mathematics here.. If Yathzee's birthday is the twenty fourth, and yours is one day later, would that mean that.. Hmm.. Wait I know! The twenty fifth! Right? Cool!NeutralDrow said:Huh. His birthday's the day after mine.
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That's just scary, coincidences like that...S.H.A.R.P. said:My word! That would mean.. Hmm let me do the mathematics here.. If Yathzee's birthday is the twenty fourth, and yours is one day later, would that mean that.. Hmm.. Wait I know! The twenty fifth! Right? Cool!NeutralDrow said:Huh. His birthday's the day after mine.
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So.. The square root of twenty five is, of course, five. If you subtract twenty four from twenty five, you end up with one, right? Cool! So, five minus one equals four. Now, twenty four minus four equals twenty, which is incidentally the date today, and my birthday too! Amazing isn't it? But it gets even more amazing, please read on!
Five plus one equals six. And of course, six minus four equals two. Six to the power of two, times two equals seventy two. Seventy two minus four and minus five equals sixty one. Four to the power of five equals one thousand twenty four. One thousand twenty four times two equals two thousand and forty eight. Finally, two thousand and forty eight, minus sixty one, equals one thousand nine hundred and eighty seven!
Can you believe it? That was the year I was born! Amazing, isn't it? Nature is full of coincidences!
I think that'll actually take the fun away from him.Griever18 said:Let him review a game that he finds utterly perfect.
You mean Vegemite? According to this new thing called "science", the natural order of spreads for the -mites goes Vegemite > Marmite > Dolphin Butter. Mmm, sweet sweet dolphin butter.megalomania said:He needs what every Brit stuck abroad in one of the uncivilised Commonwealth countries needs: One thousand Breakfast Teabags and the biggest pot of Marmite you can find.
nah he already did portalGriever18 said:Let him review a game that he finds utterly perfect.