Yahtzee's Birthday

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SteelWolf89

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TheRedLucario said:
Griever18 said:
Let him review a game that he finds utterly perfect.
Is that possible? Won't the world implode when the vibrations of sound react with the forever lingering laws of physics to cause a reacting that makes all things become a black hole, thus making the world suck itself to non-existence?
well, if they made a direct sequel or prequel to portal, i'm sure that his review would be so overwhelmingly positive that he would be FORCED to eat his own ass.

or Prince of Persia could be just as perfect as it was in the original ps2 'sands of time', i'm sure he'd be happy with that as well.

or he could review 'Heavy Rain', i'm sure he'd love that one as well, lol.
 

traceur_

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This is a bit premature, the mods will make a thread like they did for spinwhiz.
 

Yokai

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Let's send him three hundred pounds of Parmesan cheese and make him wonder what the hell is wrong with his fans.
 

johnnyLupine

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I have an idea which i think it would be rather amusing, but it would need to be completed with military precision:

phase one: im sure everyone remembers the episode where Yahtzee...reviews the hate mail he recieved from some rabid smash bro's fans. Find and prep them for transportation.

Im sure people get where this could be going, needless to say im naming this mission "opperation human sacrifice"
 

Magicpie777

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Sgt Doom said:
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Jenkins said:
get him a jar of branston pickle
Better, a life time supply of branston pickle and cadburry cream eggs (not to be eaten at the same time).
Don't forget a good syringe.
Well i did say not to be eaten at the same time... then again it is his birthday so I guess we should throw in a syringe just in case.
 

S.H.A.R.P.

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NeutralDrow said:
Huh. His birthday's the day after mine.
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My word! That would mean.. Hmm let me do the mathematics here.. If Yathzee's birthday is the twenty fourth, and yours is one day later, would that mean that.. Hmm.. Wait I know! The twenty fifth! Right? Cool!

So.. The square root of twenty five is, of course, five. If you subtract twenty four from twenty five, you end up with one, right? Cool! So, five minus one equals four. Now, twenty four minus four equals twenty, which is incidentally the date today, and my birthday too! Amazing isn't it? But it gets even more amazing, please read on!

Five plus one equals six. And of course, six minus four equals two. Six to the power of two, times two equals seventy two. Seventy two minus four and minus five equals sixty one. Four to the power of five equals one thousand twenty four. One thousand twenty four times two equals two thousand and forty eight. Finally, two thousand and forty eight, minus sixty one, equals one thousand nine hundred and eighty seven!

Can you believe it? That was the year I was born! Amazing, isn't it? Nature is full of coincidences!
 

Jharry5

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S.H.A.R.P. said:
NeutralDrow said:
Huh. His birthday's the day after mine.
*snip*
My word! That would mean.. Hmm let me do the mathematics here.. If Yathzee's birthday is the twenty fourth, and yours is one day later, would that mean that.. Hmm.. Wait I know! The twenty fifth! Right? Cool!

So.. The square root of twenty five is, of course, five. If you subtract twenty four from twenty five, you end up with one, right? Cool! So, five minus one equals four. Now, twenty four minus four equals twenty, which is incidentally the date today, and my birthday too! Amazing isn't it? But it gets even more amazing, please read on!

Five plus one equals six. And of course, six minus four equals two. Six to the power of two, times two equals seventy two. Seventy two minus four and minus five equals sixty one. Four to the power of five equals one thousand twenty four. One thousand twenty four times two equals two thousand and forty eight. Finally, two thousand and forty eight, minus sixty one, equals one thousand nine hundred and eighty seven!

Can you believe it? That was the year I was born! Amazing, isn't it? Nature is full of coincidences!
That's just scary, coincidences like that...

On topic, I can't really imagine Yahtzee really wanting to celebrate his birthday with internet people. I suggest just lighting a candle and putting it in your front window as a show of respect for him.
Otherwise, don't email him, that would just make him angry. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry...
 

Snor

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my gift to you yahtzee: an all inclusive euthanasia on my costs!

nah just kidding wouldn't want to mess with the yahtzee Mafia here + that costs me money
 

dantheman931

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Am I the only one who thinks that the OP might have just been tongue-in-cheek? Is no one willing to give it the benefit of the doubt?

As for the OP, maybe just discovering the Easter egg in 7 Days a Skeptic would be enough for him. :D
 

megalomania

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He needs what every Brit stuck abroad in one of the uncivilised Commonwealth countries needs: One thousand Breakfast Teabags and the biggest pot of Marmite you can find.
 

Tattaglia

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megalomania said:
He needs what every Brit stuck abroad in one of the uncivilised Commonwealth countries needs: One thousand Breakfast Teabags and the biggest pot of Marmite you can find.
You mean Vegemite? According to this new thing called "science", the natural order of spreads for the -mites goes Vegemite > Marmite > Dolphin Butter. Mmm, sweet sweet dolphin butter.