Yahtzee's Birthday

[megalomania]

He needs what every Brit stuck abroad in one of the uncivilised Commonwealth countries needs: One thousand Breakfast Teabags and the biggest pot of Marmite you can find.

You mean Vegemite? According to this new thing called "science", the natural order of spreads for the -mites goes Vegemite > Marmite > Dolphin Butter. Mmm, sweet sweet dolphin butter.

I'm not really arguing whether Vegemite is better or not, having never tasted it and I don't even know what Dolphin Butter is (without resorting to a thoroughly disturbing euphemism!), however I'm pretty sure Vegemite is Australian so he can buy it by the bucket load. Marmite is thoroughly British; they buy the yeast for it from ale brewing companies. All British Ex-Pats need some!

 

[JesterRaiin]

A new hat, bottle of Bols vodka (hell, make it two !), and newest Dizzy game !
"Sto lat, sto lat..."

 

[Tattaglia]

He needs what every Brit stuck abroad in one of the uncivilised Commonwealth countries needs: One thousand Breakfast Teabags and the biggest pot of Marmite you can find.

You mean Vegemite? According to this new thing called "science", the natural order of spreads for the -mites goes Vegemite > Marmite > Dolphin Butter. Mmm, sweet sweet dolphin butter.

I'm not really arguing whether Vegemite is better or not, having never tasted it and I don't even know what Dolphin Butter is (without resorting to a thoroughly disturbing euphemism!), however I'm pretty sure Vegemite is Australian so he can buy it by the bucket load. Marmite is thoroughly British; they buy the yeast for it from ale brewing companies. All British Ex-Pats need some!

Here in New Zealand we only consume Marmite. Marmite-filled buns, Marmite sandwiches, Marmite soup, Marmite lamb, Marmite sausage, Marmite milk, Marmite marmite, Marmite chocolate... no exceptions. We aspire to be Brits, you see!

 

[manicfoot]

He needs what every Brit stuck abroad in one of the uncivilised Commonwealth countries needs: One thousand Breakfast Teabags and the biggest pot of Marmite you can find.

You mean Vegemite? According to this new thing called "science", the natural order of spreads for the -mites goes Vegemite > Marmite > Dolphin Butter. Mmm, sweet sweet dolphin butter.

I'm not really arguing whether Vegemite is better or not, having never tasted it and I don't even know what Dolphin Butter is (without resorting to a thoroughly disturbing euphemism!), however I'm pretty sure Vegemite is Australian so he can buy it by the bucket load. Marmite is thoroughly British; they buy the yeast for it from ale brewing companies. All British Ex-Pats need some!

Here in New Zealand we only consume Marmite. Marmite-filled buns, Marmite sandwiches, Marmite soup, Marmite lamb, Marmite sausage, Marmite milk, Marmite marmite, Marmite chocolate... no exceptions. We aspire to be Brits, you see!

Wow you're more British than us brits! I LOVEEEEE marmite and now want to move to New Zealand

 

[Mechanical Cat Fish]

I would say sending him a simple birthday greeting from the Escapist community as a whole rather than him recieving a horrific deluge of drooling fan mail would be a pretty good gift. I mean, what could be more annoying than hundreds of messages each of which have the same generic message and same inane post script about how he should review this or make that?

 

[Goldeneye1989]

why dont we et him one of the worst games out there, just absolutly mind-fuckingly terribad, im thinking legens of wrestlemainia....

good "wwf" "histroy" shitty controls shitty everything, its a game that phisically hurts to play

 

[Lord RPGs]

We should bake him a cake.

Yes. Every single one of us must make a cake, and send the thousands upon thousands of cakes to his house/lair/den/Sky Fortress.

That's a good idea, right?

 

[twistedshadows]

We should bake him a cake.

Yes. Every single one of us must make a cake, and send the thousands upon thousands of cakes to his house/lair/den/Sky Fortress.

That's a good idea, right?

Why, yes... Yes, it is. I see no potential flaws in your logic. >_>

 

[vickyyfar]

A new hat

 

[massau]

give him the worst game you ever played and one hint he hates fans so maybe we don't need to give anything

 

[FROGGEman2]

Hopefully Escapist will let him review an old-time game that HE likes, or maybe something indie (see the PSN)

 

[Lord RPGs]

We should bake him a cake.

Yes. Every single one of us must make a cake, and send the thousands upon thousands of cakes to his house/lair/den/Sky Fortress.

That's a good idea, right?

Why, yes... Yes, it is. I see no potential flaws in your logic. >_>

My middle name is "No Potential Flaws". Yes, my parents are sadistic people.

Other ideas for presents - A colour other than yellow, and a new microphone. He's got to be wearing through those at a rapid rate...

 

[Snekcid_Eillib]

We should give him the gift of you stopping making threads.

Ooh burn!

 

[Wordsandstuffwillbenexttothis8465]

Let's send him three hundred pounds of Parmesan cheese and make him wonder what the hell is wrong with his fans.

Creepy, yet effective.

 

[twistedshadows]

Yes. Every single one of us must make a cake, and send the thousands upon thousands of cakes to his house/lair/den/Sky Fortress.

That's a good idea, right?

Why, yes... Yes, it is. I see no potential flaws in your logic. >_>

My middle name is "No Potential Flaws". Yes, my parents are sadistic people.

I seem to have used your middle name to define your logic. How (potentially) embarrassing.

 

[Yoshimota]

We should bake him a cake.

Would it be delicious and moist ?

....I think he would like that.

 

[Vrex360]

I think the best thing we can do for Yahtzee is to leave him alone, if his videos are any indication he likes it when the fans can shut up.

 

[Tarmon'gaidin]

No I don't think he would like that at all.

 

[hero in flames]

mass genocide...anyone?

 

[Bernzz]

Huh. His birthday's the day after mine.
*snip*

My word! That would mean.. Hmm let me do the mathematics here.. If Yathzee's birthday is the twenty fourth, and yours is one day later, would that mean that.. Hmm.. Wait I know! The twenty fifth! Right? Cool!

*snip*

Hmm...if I read right, they said Yahtzee's birthday was one day after theirs, therefore making it one day earlier than Yahtzee's birthday. Therefore, 23rd.

Still, that was pretty good, what you did.

Unless I read their post wrong...

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