Yatzee will soo bash Portal 2

[Ph33onix]

Yatzee will soo bash Portal 2, there is no way in hell that he will not find tons of stuff to pick on.
Here's a list of things i think will definately be mentioned:

-Due to incresed lenght and complexity he will b*tch about it getting too difficult, boring or repetitive.
-The humor will not compare to that of the first one, unless they bring back the cake meme (ok, ok this part has nothing to do with yatzee, i just thought it was fun so I added this line, of course the cake would be one of the first things he'd pick on ).
-The fact that the same caracter is used despite the fact that more than a hundred years have passed.
-Random other not-really-important game aspects like how some wall tile is a little more color saturated than another or how Chell's leg bracers make her look like a victim from the movie SAW.

Oh and he will probably be dissapointed about the still nonincandescent-titless portal gun

However these are just my thoughs on the matter, what do you think ?

 

[Weaver]

Yahtzee complains about every game, if he reviews Portal 2 it will be no different.

 

[mad825]

I suppose you are judging Yatzee too badly....he is a critic, if those features you just describe don't work well then yes he is bound to argue those ponits but otherwise no.

Yatzee, is not bias but he does tend to exaggerate but by no means should you judge him like that

 

[Miumaru]

Well, hard to agree with someone who thinks a meme is a requirement of a funny game.

 

[RobotNinja]

Who cares? Just because he criticizes it doesn't make it a bad game.

 

[Aethren]

Yahtzee? Never heard of him. Wait, does he do that Zero Punctuation bit? Yeah, never watch it, only thing on here worth watching for me is Unskippable.

 

[The Austin]

Yahtzee makes fun of everything. That's what he does.

 

[Timbydude]

-The humor will not compare to that of the first one, unless they bring back the cake meme.

I think Yahtzee, like most of the Internet, wants the cake thing to die. I can't imagine him ever saying this.

But, he's probably going to have problems with it, I agree. Yet, I also don't think Portal 2 is going to be perfect, so I'm fine with him pointing out what's wrong with it.

 

[atomictoast]

You clearly don't watch much Zero Punctuation. Guessing you just got back from the Halo 3 review in some kind of fanboy rage?

Yahtzee adores Valve and generally loves everything they do. The worst he's given Valve is Left 4 Dead 2 for being the same game.

 

[Aux]

I'm pretty sure he has stated that he really enjoyed Portal. I'm on the fence about the second installment, it is either going to make or break the series in my opinion. I personally enjoyed that Portal could be finished in roughly three hours. I have already heard that Valve is making portal 2 longer. That necessarily isn't a bad thing, however I fear that they may make it too long.

 

[Thaius]

Yahtzee complains about every game, if he reviews Portal 2 it will be no different.

He admitted he could not find a single thing to complain about in Portal. Thus, the significance.

OT: How about we wait to judge a game until after we've played it, hm?

 

[Thumper17]

Yahtzee complains about every game, if he reviews Portal 2 it will be no different.

HE actually couldn't find anything to complain about with the original Portal.

 

[Benmonkey7]

Yahtzee complains about every game, if he reviews Portal 2 it will be no different.

HE actually couldn't find anything to complain about with the original Portal.

Could anybody?
On Topic: We will have to wait and see.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Spoiler: *ahem*

[HEADING=1]YAHTZEE IS NOT TRYING TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. HE WILL ALWAYS PROFESS TO HATE EVERY GAME THAT HE REVIEWS BECAUSE, IN HIS OWN WORDS, HE'S "LEARNED THAT LIKING A GAME IS NOT FUNNY." BECAUSE THAT HAS BECOME YAHTZEE'S ONLY PURPOSE IN MAKING VIDEOS. NOT TO REVIEW A GAME. NOT TO CRITIQUE A GAME. HUMOR. THAT IS ALL. FUCKING HUMOR. NOW CAN THE ESCAPIST AS A WHOLE PLEASE JUST GET OVER IT'S MIND-BOGGLINGLY MASSIVE MAN-CRUSH ON THIS GUY? PLEASE??!!![/HEADING]

Hee hee. Alliteration.

 

[sln333]

This is the second Yahtzee thread I've seen this week stating the obvious. Of course he will bash on some things in Portal 2 since that's what he does. Still, I don't think he will hate it. He liked the first one and I'm sure he will like the second one. The first one was simple yet fun, and the second adds some great new gameplay techniques to switch things up a little. I disagree that he'll be upset with playing as Chell; plenty of games use some generic/archetypal ways to bring characters back.

 

[Julianking93]

He bashes everything.

Of course he'll bash Portal 2.