Given I don't actually own a console, I have no such stories to share. I do however have a (brief) tale of a jackass from an alliance battle in Guild Wars, who PMed me when the match was over to accuse me of cheating and throwing abilities at him and other nonsensical claims, right before telling me he'd get me banned by reporting my cheating ass.
Now when this started I'm thinking "Who the hell is this?", and when he let the accusations fly I'm thinking "Wait, are you serious?", but when I attempted to explain that touch range skills only require the user to enter touch range for the animation to activate, so it doesn't matter if you keep running away after I catch up with you, once the skill on my bar that knocks you on your ass starts animating you're still going to fall flat whether you're stationary or 10 feet away... he'd already put me on ignore.
I wasn't even remotely worried that I would get banned, as I wasn't cheating and the guy was an idiot for thinking that I was (also apparently a sore loser), but the "drive-by tongue lashing" move struck me as a very rude thing to do - so I took a screenshot of the entire conversation, posted it on our forum, and intimated to my guild that I wouldn't be particularly sad to see him bombarded with PMs from a host of random strangers.
Now when this started I'm thinking "Who the hell is this?", and when he let the accusations fly I'm thinking "Wait, are you serious?", but when I attempted to explain that touch range skills only require the user to enter touch range for the animation to activate, so it doesn't matter if you keep running away after I catch up with you, once the skill on my bar that knocks you on your ass starts animating you're still going to fall flat whether you're stationary or 10 feet away... he'd already put me on ignore.
I wasn't even remotely worried that I would get banned, as I wasn't cheating and the guy was an idiot for thinking that I was (also apparently a sore loser), but the "drive-by tongue lashing" move struck me as a very rude thing to do - so I took a screenshot of the entire conversation, posted it on our forum, and intimated to my guild that I wouldn't be particularly sad to see him bombarded with PMs from a host of random strangers.