"Yeah, that's my ass. Would you kindly get your hands off it?"
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What makes you know so much about him out of interest?Disaster Button said:
Did you end up talking to the guy or something? Cause when a guy drags your hand across his crotch, the last thing someone wants to do is have a chat.
My friends dad saved a girl at a concert once. She had been crowd surfing and a pit broke out under her and she was on the ground in the middle of it. No one stopped and she would have been stomped pretty badly if Stephen hadn't stepped in, yanked her out, and put her on his shoulders.
His wife came over a few minutes later, and wasn't exactly thrilled with the new girl on his shoulders, but she was happy that he saved the girl from getting stomped.
His wife came over a few minutes later, and wasn't exactly thrilled with the new girl on his shoulders, but she was happy that he saved the girl from getting stomped.
So you did nothing OP? I'd like smack them or something.
Anyway, my first Concert was when I was 9 or 10. Fall Out Boy... good times. Anyway, my one and only Concert was fine, because my tough Cousin (if only if it was my After-Soldier Cousin) was next to me. So was like this girl of the same age with her Dad. If some guy bugged me, I'd get my Cousin to go all Military on them!
So no, I haven't experienced something like that as if something did something like that they'd be charged Pedophilia.
Anyway, my first Concert was when I was 9 or 10. Fall Out Boy... good times. Anyway, my one and only Concert was fine, because my tough Cousin (if only if it was my After-Soldier Cousin) was next to me. So was like this girl of the same age with her Dad. If some guy bugged me, I'd get my Cousin to go all Military on them!
So no, I haven't experienced something like that as if something did something like that they'd be charged Pedophilia.
Only once, had a girl grinding her rear-end against my crotch on and off over half an hour. I just kept stepping away, she was rather hideous. Most concerts I visit don't draw this type of crowd (Jethro Tull, Roger Waters).
Got punched in the jaw by a guy who thought I was coming onto his niece or something once though. He was quite extraordinarily drunk I must add. But that's not really the same thing.
Been to Amsterdam lots.
Got punched in the jaw by a guy who thought I was coming onto his niece or something once though. He was quite extraordinarily drunk I must add. But that's not really the same thing.
That was it? Ok.GuyWithABeard said:
Been to Amsterdam lots.
Did that once too, only she wasn't crowd surfing, some pogo-ing nuts simply weren't paying attention and bowled her right over into the rest of the crowd who like getting elbowed in the face.TyphoidMary said:
Allow me to give you a congratulatory cake with the words "Well Done" on it.Vortigar said:
I'm sure you're very proud.
Only bad gig experience I've had, wasn't really that bad.
It was at Ruis Rock, can't remember what band we were watching, but there was this really tiny girl, who was inches away from getting crushed beneath a bunch of shitfaced dudes. Me and a mate sort of elbowed some breathing room for her. She said thanks, and... well that's it.
Don't make a movie out of that story.
It was at Ruis Rock, can't remember what band we were watching, but there was this really tiny girl, who was inches away from getting crushed beneath a bunch of shitfaced dudes. Me and a mate sort of elbowed some breathing room for her. She said thanks, and... well that's it.
Don't make a movie out of that story.
Well your story about your complete failure to act reminds me distinctly of this classic monty python sketch:
Otherwise, no nothing horrible has happened to me at concerts.
Otherwise, no nothing horrible has happened to me at concerts.
Guess it just depends on the people. First of I'm Scottish and from the west coast (I can see Ireland after about a 2 hour drive from home.) So I totally understand the whole "people doing our accent is a pain" thing but the reaction you are describing might be a little over the top.Boba Frag said:
One of my flatmates this year is Irish and generally he just laughs it off when the English/American/German/Scottish flatmates try to impersonate his accent, that or he tries to correct them. Which caused the unexpected side effect of creating a totally new accent that doesn't sound quite like anything.
Its not racist though, not by any stretch of the imagination.
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I jumped into a mosh pit in an underground concert and there was this guy jumping around with long hair. He whpied me in the face a few times. It was't that bad but that's my worst.
yep, pretty much this. I have short hair, so that doesn't apply to me, but the rest I agree with completely. I have been to a fair few concerts and this does happen and I don't mind.7 said:
but OP, the guy putting your hand on his crotch... that was erm... a unique experience I think
(I don't think I would be happy with that)
These problems could all be avoided if you simply place a mini bear trap down your trousers or failing that place many pins facing outwards inside your trousers.. That would be a concert that no one would forget. OT no ive not been groped at a concert before since I dont really go to any
a creepy guy once on a green day concert grabbed my ass and i albowed his face while they where singing american idiot....he seemingly broke his jaw and nose in the inpact and like a little girl did go crying outside.... it was satisfiend to learn a molester something *btw im a guy wich made it a tiny bit extra wierd*
Wow.. I'm glad I'm not attractive enough (at all) to ever have anyone target me. Usually it's my best friend who gets that stuff. I just sit by and giggle as I watch him squirm besides me, then mock him on the way home.
That, and the fact that I'm backstage in most of the concerts I go to. The acoustic there is horrible though..
That, and the fact that I'm backstage in most of the concerts I go to. The acoustic there is horrible though..
