"Yeah, that's my ass. Would you kindly get your hands off it?"

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Virus0015

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Since the OP was referring to sexual assault, I can offer something mildly related to the topic. Last summer I was on a school trip to Oxford university, and we had a very boring lecture about astronomy and how to make some kind of navigation instrument in a museum. I was at the back of the class by one of the exits with some of my friends. I felt something running across my back, and turned around to see four very hot Russian girls touching me and my friends. Needless to say, it was a very welcome break from the monotony of the lecture!

One of the guys didn't quite enjoy it so much after he was pursued by them into the gift shop, when our group left the building I saw him run faster than he had ever run before :p
 

Vet2501

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Never had a problem with people grabing my arse before, but I have been in a similar situation with my hair.

Normally people touching my hair doesn't bother me, girls often give it a quick stroke as a way of starting up a conversation with me (although I'm not sure I understand the fascination with my hair being 3ft long). But one time at a concert there were 3 girls who just would not leave my hair alone, every couple of minutes one of them would be touching it, they even followed me after I moved to get away from them.

Eventually managed to lose them in a circle pit.
 

swolf

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Hmm...a scenario where I have to be surrounded by countless people who are drinking or otherwise intoxicated and are hyped up by the music...I think I'll pass thank you very much.
 

AgDr_ODST

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Disaster Button said:
AgDr_ODST said:
Disaster Button said:
AgDr_ODST said:
haven't been to a concert yet but being that Im an average looking guy I doubt I'll have to deal with what you were forced to put up with
Why not? I have a droopy cancer face and this happened to me. You could be the next victim!
ahh but thats the thing I may not complain when and if it happens to me. aslong as its not a dude that is.
I think I was more flattered from what happened with the guy than the drunk girls trying to be fun and edgy.
now that I think about it, as long as it was all in good fun and no guys were trying to go to far with whatever thier doing I wouldn't mind
 

Danny Ocean

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Disaster Button said:
Wahful said:
Can't say i have to be honest.

But i agree with the hair touching thing, particularly "Ruffling" of the hair.
People tend to ruffle my hair whenever they can and it makes me want to spray fire out of my face. I don't even know why they do it but goddamn its annoying.
I take it as a compliment, heh. I like my hair ruffled.
And, to be honest, gropage is okay too, as long as it doesn't go too far.

Vet2501 said:
(although I'm not sure I understand the fascination with my hair being 3ft long).
Oh psh, yes you do. It's weird to have long hair. Even if you're a girl, hair that long is odd.

Feriluce said:
Meh..15 is barely underage. I started drinking at 14 myself.
That's hardly something to be proud of, is it?
 

manaman

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Dude. Just imagine being a girl at a concert!

I had one guy shove his hand down the front of my pants once which was rather unpleasant.

And this guy I was behind turned around and tried to get off with me then and there haha. When I wouldn't he put his hand on my face, stood on my feet and pushed my backwards so I'd fall over! Luckily the guy behind me saw what was going on, held me up and elbowed the guy in the face.

But yeah, girls seem to spend the whole concert trying to enjoy music and keep their fucking clothes on D= I don't mind the odd ass grab but it just goes too faaaaar.

Especially if they're fat and disgusting D=
I was at a Rancid show when I saw a girl I met outside being pestered by a guy with a pony tail. I just pulled him back by his pony tail and elbowed him in the face. She told me the guy had been following her around for the past 15 minutes and she couldn't get rid of him.
 

Amazon warrior

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Can't ever remember being groped at at gig or concert, the only thing I recall was at Ashton Court festival in Bristol. Can't remember who was playing, but I and the guy I was with were dancing along when suddenly this huge (I'm 6', and he was a good bit taller than me) bikerish chap came pouncing out of nowhere, grabbed us one under each arm and started bouncing. We just had to go with it or lose an ear - the jacket he was wearing was armour-plated with pin badges. It was all in good fun though.

I have been groped when in other places though, mainly when I lived in Japan because everyone knows that blonde, white gaijin girls are there to be groped. I usually just sidled away and said "no" loudly.
 

SimpleChimp

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Well, i've been to a big number of concerts. All in the U.S. and i can't say i was at RapeCon U.K. with you (assuming that your british). Mostly i am at small venues or very intimate shows, and while their is some ass grabbing and uncomfortable crotch on ass action, its all done in a packed concert feel. When i do go with my god sister (who i have caught many a guy oogling) I build a barrier around her, and thats alot to say because i'm not a big guy.

But if its for my god sister than not even Aries could get through. I have been known to beat up guys who are wearing banana suits for stage diving/grabbing at my god sister. But for the most part their is a nice little gap in the ass grabbery for her to stay unmolestered.

On my personal experience i have had my dick fondled once at a local show. My reply (i shit you not) was "sorry love, i don't feel like herpes today."
 

Angryman101

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Hmm. Never been groped or anything, but I have been rubbed up against and such at some ska shows. A girl in a very short skirt asked me to lift her up to crowd surf, and it gave me some very nice views and sensations, and then three seconds later another girl smashed into the back of my neck from the level above me after trying to crowd surf. God, that hurt my neck and made me see stars. I suppose I deserved it.
 

geldonyetich

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Disaster Button said:
It was the Stadium Of Light in Sunderland.. if you know where or what that is. Hell I could have just made it up for all you know. Maybe nothing is real and I'm not even talking to you.
Given that our very idea of reality is very much something we're at the mercy of our sketchy interpretation of our 5 senses, that somebody might be making up a story on a forum is one of the more tame possibilities of delusion that I regularly anticipate.

Who are you?
Geldonyetich's just zis guy, you know?

Cookie for the reference.
 

Duskwaith

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Simple passive agression.

He rubs your hand across his nuts simple exclaim that you wish you would have felt something so he wouldnt have wasted his energy.

I got grinded by a guy at a concert......euggh.
 

GundamSentinel

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One time in 'ye olde mosh pit' that got a bit too rowdy, but other than that nothing bad has happened during an event.
 

Sir Kemper

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Shanannara said:
I'm really curvy, so I often get guys grabbing or stroking my waist and hips. Its more funny than uncomfortable because I'm not sure what they're expecting to find.

Gold.


Obviously.


As for me...

Well, they'res been a few cases, but nothing really worth mentioning.
 

credop

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a really fat guy (I am extremely prejudice against fat people for too many good reasons) kept ramming into me, he was topless, muddy and sweaty. I elbowed him as hard as i could in the balls. He stopped very quickly.
 

Spookimitsu

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generic gamer said:
I was at a gig, seeing Apocalyptica in London when the drummer threw his drumsticks into the crowd and one cracked me right in the eye. It's not quite the same but it's all I got.
Sorry but I just laughed my ass off from that.