Nope, I only went to one and only because my ex wanted to go, I hate crowds so I tend to avoid them.
"Yeah, that's my ass. Would you kindly get your hands off it?"
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Wow, you guys had it bad. Thank god I only go to Glastonbury, which is full of friendly, not perverted people. IE. Hippies. It's a really friendly community there.
They are also asking for it by doing it.Zenn3k said:
I've had my arse grabbed a couple of times, but the worst thing was when some short fat guy in front of me with really long hair was headbanging, his hair went in my mouth and i started choking on it. The room was so tightly packed i couldn't move my hands to get it out of my mouth. Man it was gross. In the end i just kicked him in the legs until he moved forward a bit, pushed back as hard as i could and fell over. my only bad experience at a live concert
OH! Not really getting molested or anything. I was at a Rancid show in Hollywood about two years ago and this big dumb fat obnoxious overly mexican (like BROWN PPRIDE and Mexican flag tattoos/bald head) starts like throwing kids into the pit and starts being an overall douche. And i was thinking, fuck what a DOUCHE, until we realized he was hired security. So me, my brother, and about six other guys throw his whale ass into the pit (Rancid pits are no laughing matter to be thrown into) and start blending into the circle pit. It takes him about three rotations to get out all pissed and he sees me so i try to exit once and he shoves me back in, so the next rotation i pick up speed then just as i am about to leave (he was standing infront of the people i was with) i jumped into the air and gave him a double flying knee to the chest. The best part was he was getting ready to grab/push me again when i flew into the air and planted all my weight into his solar plex like a flying "rude boy" bomb.
At another show i was pushed into a cement pylon, only to turn around and see my god father fuck the dude up. Another show i almost fought the entire concert (it was a local HxC show) because the lead singer got in my face and started screaming and i was uncomfortable at the things he was implying so i pushed him. Well he flew across the pit and then spit on me. So i spit back at him and he was like "You better fucking love the hospital man!" and my dad was like "He loves the fucking hospital" (i fear them fyi) so its Me, my dad, my god dad, my god dads best friend, and they were the only people drinking. Ontop of that every one else was 21 at the oldest and starring down the biggest meanest looking blonde guy i know, so they dedicate a song to me entitled "beat the hood rat" and this dude comes up to me in the big and does the HxC flail dance and hits me so i stepped on the back on his knee and cold cocked him in the side of the head. He left and then the concert simmered down. And it good fashion i went up to the singer said "Good show bro" and gave him the "no bad blood" look and we all had a good laugh.
At another show i was pushed into a cement pylon, only to turn around and see my god father fuck the dude up. Another show i almost fought the entire concert (it was a local HxC show) because the lead singer got in my face and started screaming and i was uncomfortable at the things he was implying so i pushed him. Well he flew across the pit and then spit on me. So i spit back at him and he was like "You better fucking love the hospital man!" and my dad was like "He loves the fucking hospital" (i fear them fyi) so its Me, my dad, my god dad, my god dads best friend, and they were the only people drinking. Ontop of that every one else was 21 at the oldest and starring down the biggest meanest looking blonde guy i know, so they dedicate a song to me entitled "beat the hood rat" and this dude comes up to me in the big and does the HxC flail dance and hits me so i stepped on the back on his knee and cold cocked him in the side of the head. He left and then the concert simmered down. And it good fashion i went up to the singer said "Good show bro" and gave him the "no bad blood" look and we all had a good laugh.
I dont go to concerts much. i find them unpleasant. 9 times out of ten the sound guy sucks, you cant hear lyrics and the mix is aweful. when i do i put off an angry "im gonna kill you if you try anything" vibe. im not so worried people are gonna mess with me, but i hang out with alot of girls so its more for them.
MY buddies dad was front row at a rob zombie concert. Well Rob likes to head bang, rob also likes to have huge six foot dred locks. You know where this is leading, some creepy japanese style tentacle rape to the mouth with a big dirty dred lock.EMFCRACKSHOT said:
Hilarious.
Meh. nothing like that has ever happened to me but I'm worried that if it ever did I wouldn't be able to do anything about it because I'm kinda weedy.
It depends on the concert and group. Limp Bizket you might get raped, Bruce Springsteen you may get crushed by a 50 year old woman. It depends on the group, the place and the time. Most concerts I go to are quite chill and if someone touches you in your bathing suit area tell a security guard. you can spot them easy enough (they are the guys eating florecent light bulbs.)
In my experience they are delighted to crack some fucking perverts skull open.
(If your in a mosh pit your a cretin and you deserve to die horribly.)
In my experience they are delighted to crack some fucking perverts skull open.
(If your in a mosh pit your a cretin and you deserve to die horribly.)
A lot of the sluts at every concert I go to seem to think that a 6'6" Nordic man is such a great novelty that they must sleep with him at all costs (they think it's all in proportion, but boy, would they be disappointed if I took them home with me). I've had more than one occasion where an ass appears out of nowhere and starts attempting to reach my crotch and grind against it.
I usually like to think that I'll be disgusted and tell the girl to get lost because I piss purity and crap moral fiber, but I have a hard time saying no to attractive ladies. Especially Asian ones.
I usually like to think that I'll be disgusted and tell the girl to get lost because I piss purity and crap moral fiber, but I have a hard time saying no to attractive ladies. Especially Asian ones.
Yeah guys tend to get touchy at gigs. I have experience of this too. And I'm a guy.
Getting your ass pinched by another guy in a crowded place like a gig ain't cool.
And neither is being kicked in the head by crowdsurfers. I hate crowdsurfers more than ass pinchers. Crowdsurfers don't get past me, they go on the floor
Getting your ass pinched by another guy in a crowded place like a gig ain't cool.
And neither is being kicked in the head by crowdsurfers. I hate crowdsurfers more than ass pinchers. Crowdsurfers don't get past me, they go on the floor
I've had my arsed grabbed/slapped by the odd gay guy and all I've done is turn round, inform him that I'm actually straight, but, yes, I will let him buy me a drink and no, it won't go anywhere as, once again, I'm still going to be straight. Free drinks = win, yes?
Oh, in the pit I once got shoved backwards, which was fine, except that the person behind was shouting and their teeth were at the same height as my shoulder. Ouch for both, blood for one (not me).
Ooooh, a mate and I once did the chivalrous thing and looked after some random girl at a gig. Some pervy guy kept trying it on with her in a thoroughly ungentlemanly way so she stood in front of us and everytime he came near some gig-related injury magically happened to him (accidental dig in the ribs, accidental foot stomp, accidental shoulder in head etc.). He stayed away eventually
Oh, in the pit I once got shoved backwards, which was fine, except that the person behind was shouting and their teeth were at the same height as my shoulder. Ouch for both, blood for one (not me
).Ooooh, a mate and I once did the chivalrous thing and looked after some random girl at a gig. Some pervy guy kept trying it on with her in a thoroughly ungentlemanly way so she stood in front of us and everytime he came near some gig-related injury magically happened to him (accidental dig in the ribs, accidental foot stomp, accidental shoulder in head etc.). He stayed away eventually
ehh the hair part i wouldn't mind, but the ass part would depend on the kind of person. People at my school like to touch my hair a lot due to how long it is on the front and back. The ass part I just don't really understand with some people.
Yeah try having a hot lady fall on your crotch and not telling anyone about it...
Yeah try having a hot lady fall on your crotch and not telling anyone about it...
I like how at some gigs it's acceptable to punch a complete stranger in the face, and it's fine, in fact it's encouraged, just because a band are playing in front of you. Maybe I'll get my local busker to start playing some thrash metal and then just punch everyone watching in the face, see how things go down.
I got my arse groped at a Nightwish gig. I turned around to find a very drunk guy smiling at me hopefully. So I stared at him, silently, until his face fell and he left. Somehow I think that giving him that weird, silent stare actually worked out better than if I'd punched him.
But still, groping people at gigs is not cool.
But still, groping people at gigs is not cool.
Its all part of the experience, yea it can be really irritating/downright weird sometimes but if you don't want it stay away from the front.
Last gig I was at I wound up being separated from my friends and then what I can only describe as gang-rape/human-climbing-framed by a team of (I would estimate) teenage girls. They were hot, it was awesome.
But if it had been a guy it would have been... weird.
Last gig I was at I wound up being separated from my friends and then what I can only describe as gang-rape/human-climbing-framed by a team of (I would estimate) teenage girls. They were hot, it was awesome.
But if it had been a guy it would have been... weird.