"Yeah, that's my ass. Would you kindly get your hands off it?"

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triggahappyhaza

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Kicked in the back of the head with steel toe cap boots and constant groping from a man behind me of the ass and groin. a swift falcon punch to the temple fixed that problem. :D
 
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zombays said:
superbatranger said:
Ok, you know those Monster energy drinks?

Well, I was at Warped Tour listening to some band I had never heard of, when one of those came raining down from the sky and hit me square in the face. Oh, and did I mention it wasn't opened? I picked it up, saw blood, and noticed that my nose and upper lip was bleeding...

But, at least I got a free drink. I was thirsty.

As for getting groped, I don't think that has have ever happened to me.
Win
Hurt like a *****, but the drink made up for it. It quenched my parched throat.
 

Jagers1994

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Jibblejab said:
A while ago I went to a Slipknot concert and, well need i go on?
Oh god. My friend went to a slipknot concert when he was twelve and he said there wasn't even a mosh pit just a big drunken fight.
 

Lazarus Long

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I was at a little Houston club once that was fairly packed. Not claustrophobic yet, but you couldn't extend an arm without touching at least one person. One of the girls in my group (not necessarily a stranger, but someone I had known for about three hours) suddenly wraps an arm around my waist and pulls me behind her. I was just about to get upset when about ten douchemonsters directly in front of where I was standing previously spontaneously broke out into a round of random face-punching.
So I guess I don't mind being manhandled so long as it's someone's Spidey-sense saving my delicate facial structure.
 

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Between There and There.
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They're the main ones, and I haven't even scratched the surface of the "performer" ones really.
Before most venues banned stage diving those cocks were a fucking pain to deal with, especially the fucks who'd push band members out the way so they could dive.
 

stiborge

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Castratikron said:
Step 1. get felt up at concert
Step 2. start a spontaneous mosh pit in your area crushing all offenders
Step 3. ???
Step 4. PROFIT!!!!
HAHAHAHA, I started laughing so hard at this. I knew it was coming from "Step 1" too. But as soon as I read that "Profit" I just started laughing.
 

SenseOfTumour

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It's horrible when pervs use crowds as some kinda cover to go groping unwilling people, but I do remember in Preacher a rather nice comeback, the girl grabbed his wrist, held his hand in the air and just loudly said 'Has anyone lost a hand? I just found this one on my ass!'

Of course, you'd have to be pretty confident to go with that, but it should wither the guy who owns the hand pretty successfully.

I should state I normally hate snappy putdowns, but they're very much warranted in this case.
I hate them in the situation of being asked for a date or if they can buy you a drink tho, maybe you don't want them around, but they've put their confidence on the line to approach you, by all means reject them, but there's no need to add a free bucket of humiliation to it.

(Hmm, have I disclosed too much about myself here? *hides* )
 

CoachZ

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Once, at a Throwdown concert, I had my ass grabbed from behind. I was quite content to take it as a compliment though and assume that the grabee was female...
 

TyphoidMary

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Went to see Dethklok and Mastodon, and that was pretty epic. However, there was a gigantic, fat, drunk ***** standing behind my boyfriend, who was behind me. She was swaying, and then she got excited and lifted her arms, whacking my boyfriend in the face with her massive purse. This happened repeatedly.

At the big summer festivals we usually have to deal with morons starting fires with plastic, people trying to shove us into the pits, and watching out for people crowd surfing. So they aren't dropped on us.

Still love concerts, despite the morons who attend... Often without bathing weeks before.
 

Anthropaphagi

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I've had my bewbs and bottom grabbed at various gigs. It's infinitely worse however when it happens when you're on the subway to or from work and someone decides to grope you or worse engage in frottage. The one thing I don't miss about the NYC subways...

Even worse was when it happened to me on my way out of Jr. High School. Not sure who played grab ass with me, but I was only 13 at the time, and I suspect it was a member of staff. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 

shadowstriker86

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i do, all the time when im hangin out at my chick friends place, its usualy me, 2 other guys and 5 girls, and they all love usin me as a couch, chair and a massage person.
 

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superbatranger said:
Ok, you know those Monster energy drinks?

Well, I was at Warped Tour listening to some band I had never heard of, when one of those came raining down from the sky and hit me square in the face. Oh, and did I mention it wasn't opened? I picked it up, saw blood, and noticed that my nose and upper lip was bleeding...

But, at least I got a free drink. I was thirsty.

As for getting groped, I don't think that has have ever happened to me.
While in no way as bad as that, it does remind me of the time I saw stonesour at download, and when Corey Taylor threw his bottle of water into the crowd, it hit me square in the face. I was pretty thirsty though. :D

Anyways, I'm 6'3" and male, so I don't really get much hassle from gigs. The only bad experience I had was at Rise against when all the teeny boppers start pulling on my shirt or stepped on everyone's toes. I left the pit before I would strangle those tiny idiots.
Oh, and when I was at a gig before, some random guy started molesting my friend.
She uh... pretty much let it happen. Ewh...
 

Arkhangelsk

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Not really, was a drunk dancing/wobbling back and forth during a Depeche Mode concert, but that's about it. I haven't been standing on many concerts, only one was a Sonata Arctica concert, and then it was pretty calm. I was hoping to go to Metaltown this year, but apparently it's too expensive to stay in Gothenburg. -.-
 

teh.arkhon

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blood noses, spraned ankles, black eyes, random hook ups etc etc and lots of free alcs/drugs

so all in all nothing bad LOL
 

Lem0nade Inlay

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At ACDC this year we were sitting in the back row of one of the 'stand' seating things in the arena. And the people in the first row above us kept throwing beer off the stand and me and the people next to and in front of me got fairly soaked. They kept doing it and we asked security but they said "We can't do anything."

Very annoying, fantastic concert though..