You are a Slasher Villain, What Do You Wear and How Do You Kill?

[cojo965]

As per the thread title, imagine that you are the villain in a slasher film, you must have some kind of trademark attire and killing technique. Remember you would be hunting people on the intelligence level of a gnat so intelligence isn't really something you need but of course you can still have it. I think I would write what I know, so I would have: a pair of fingerless gloves, a hoodie, and an airsoft full face mask. Admitedly the lower body needs work because I doubt blue jeans and white shoes look very intimidating. To continue this trend I would kill the idiots of the movie in creative ways with guns (I own an airsoft gas-blowback G36C from WE Tech).

Edit: Crap I forgot about this. Aside from guns, I would also have a wide assortment of dragon-themed slashing, stabbing, and bludgeoning weapons for when it's time to personally get my hands dirty.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I'd dress and act conservatively so nobody of note wants to suspect me and kill people society didn't care about, or wanted to not have around. The mentally ill are a good choice, likewise sex workers, immigrants and so on. Obviously this varies place to place.

Oh, and I have magic serial killer teleportation powers, and can appaer or disappear from or to anywhere, as long as nobody is watching me.

 

[Ruedyn]

Good of you to notice.

Anywhore, I'd probably just wear a gasmask, leather overcoat, and nothing else. My weapon would either be my dong, or my sword. Either or, really.

 

[Slaanesh]

Comedy mask, banana hammock, wrestling shoes. I wrestle my victims to death. Also cover myself in oil/lube to maximize awesomeness.
Preferred victims? Anyone is up for grabs really, I would avoid women for the most part, as I would get an embarrassing erection that'll totally kill the mood, which will cause me to run, jump, slither and squeeze my way into obscurity until the next beautiful sunrise/sunset occurs. Oh I forgot to mention I'm only active during dawn and dusk.

Oh, and I have magic serial killer teleportation powers, and can appaer or disappear from or to anywhere, as long as nobody is watching me.

I'm imagining some poor soul happily opening a box of Honey Nut Cheerios only to be greeted by a pair of hands that come out to strangle him.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I'm imagining some poor soul happily opening a box of Honey Nut Cheerios only to be greeted by a pair of hands that come out to strangle him.

That almost happened in the original Dr Who, running around in the Matrix.

 

[wintercoat]

I wear a classic gentleman's attire of a suit, a shiny pair of Oxfords, white gloves, top hat, monocle and pocket watch. I strangle my victims to death with my watch chain. Like a sir!

Other options include caning them to death, or stabbing them with my posh umbrella.

 

[Nouw]

I appear dressed as a conductor from the classical period and I kill through the power of music. Think A Clockwork Orange.

 

[King of Asgaard]

The only correct answer:

Spoiler

Naturally, I have my own theme song, just like every other slasher villain:

Spoiler

 

[Bitcoon]

I wear a fursuit, and you don't want to know how I kill.

(I kill them with adorableness? I dunno)

 

[Tanis]

I always thought it'd be humorous, if rather dark and evil, if there was a slasher/serial killer that used some REALLY cute to kill.

Like a Hello Kitty dildo or a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic plushie.

 

[Pandabearparade]

Outfit: A fluffy purple bear.
Method of elimination: Force feeding of poisonous cupcakes.
Targeted victims: Republicans.

 

[knight steel]

MR:LONELY
Target:Teen girls
Clothes: School uniform with unhappy smiley face mask
Weapon: Pistol and kitchen knife
Trademarkemand "affection"-give them the choice of life or death-leave/quick bullet to the head.

 

[bigfatcarp93]

A three-piece suit and one of those Victorian Ball masks from Bioshock. A plain old machete will do.

 

[Starik20X6]

Moss: If you were a serial killer, what would your nickname be? Mine would be "The Gardener", because I'd always leave a rose at the scene of the crime.
Roy: What would your murder weapon be?
Moss: ... A hammer.

Aesthetically, I'd go for something like The Phantasm [http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/Hutchi/IM000150.jpg], and try to channel my murderous impulses into a Dexter-style "kill-the-killers" thing... Or anyone else I decide deserves it.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I'd wear a bear suit and kill with a sharp piece of wood. I'm known as "da bear" to my friends and wood is bad ass.

 

[Keoul]

Something similar to this.

Spoiler

Equipment: Cotton gloves, Tonfa with tazers attached to the point, Rope, ice pick, Ice shard, micro cooler (Basically a case approximately the size of a glasses case, it's walls are hollowed out and filled with liquid nitrogen and insulated to prevent freezing myself by touching it and it cooling down, it houses the aforementioned ice shard)

Modus operandi: No evidence, the victim is stabbed in the back through the heart with the ice shard which melts away leaving no evidence, the other equipment is simply in case things go wrong, in which case Tonfa shock everyone leaving a twitching mess for the police to clean up.

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

You're a dude, aren't you.

I'd suggest dressing up as Dr. Decker, as I'm well tired of the Ghostfaces, Jasons and cheap Captain Kirk Michael Myers.

http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/nightbreed-decker.jpg

I don't quite get the fingerless gloves. Is that for looks only? Or has your villain etched away his fingerprints like some paranoid drug kingpin?

 

[Kaymish]

i would wear a skirt suit with flat shoes so i can catch my victims before they break their legs and i would wear assorted politician rubber masks
my weapon probably a cane sword or a reinforced shoe because a cane sword is awesome but getting beaten to death with a shoe is just embarrassing

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I'd wear outrageous drag.
I would kill with my bladed feather boa.

Don't ask how I'd wear the damn thing. Dark magic probably.

My target would be kids with ASBOs.

 

[freaper]

I wouldn't mind going the comedy route, but for this one my primary choice is a long dark trenchcoat, a dark mask (simple or demonic, depending on my mood I guess?), and a generally dark attire (you know the type).

Knives would be my trademark, though some form of mental torture is in order.

My targets would vary, depending on the mood (see masks). Either bad people (à la Dexter), or plain annoying ones, or just good old fashioned innocents.

Now, if anyone asks, I have never posted this.