You are a Slasher Villain, What Do You Wear and How Do You Kill?

[hooblabla6262]

I would be a killer garbage man, using my compressing trash truck and cleaning products to kill my victims.
Title: Clean House
Ridiculous slasher tagline: Time to take out the trash!

 

[AT God]

Birthday cone hat for apparel.

Pizza cutter for weapon.

Maybe wear a Mr. Rogers sweater and some loafers.

 

[Wolfeyes555]

I would be a killer garbage man, using my compressing trash truck and cleaning products to kill my victims.
Title: Clean House
Ridiculous slasher tagline: Time to take out the trash!

Sorta disappointed that you didn't go with "It's garbage day!" but oh well.

Hm... my first thought is those jump-suits fishermen sometimes wear and as for a weapon probably a huge wrench or, if I decided to stick with the fishing theme, a harpoon gun.

 

[unindexedsearchengine]

I'd be wearing victorian era clothes, futuristic combat boots and a "" mask (the actual mask would be sideways as well).
The way i'd kill would be knocking them out,dragging them to my secret hideout, in which a convenient stargate is located, tie them to it and activate the gate. The kawoosh would de-materialize their torso,arms,head,abdomen and legs, leaving the feet and hands dangling for added creepyness. Should dragging them to my hideout prove too difficult, i'd simply chop 'em up and sew them together in increasingly outlandish new forms.

 

[Frotality]

a navy flight suit with the leather jacket, torn up tennis shoes, and a fogged up scba mask(and pack) that obscured my irradiated monster-face. my signature weapon is a shattered piece of rotary blade with duct tape wrapped as a grip.

and the movie is me hunting down naughty flight crew partying while ashore in various countries. i know many personally, and they would make the perfect horror movie victims

 

[krazykidd]

Target : people over 60
Outfit: naked , with a clown mask and a sock ( guess where the sock goes)
Method of killin : kidnap 10 of them at a time , and let the. Duke it out colloseum style against each other . 10 man/woman free for all . The winner get's to live .

 

[Something Amyss]

I would dress like Bob Hope and kill with a golf club.

Because why the hell not?

 

[Muspelheim]

Alias: Doctor Virulence.

Attire: 17'th century beak doctor costume, with reflecting glass in the mask.

Like so:

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M.O.: Stalking rural communities and unleashing modified variants of the plague at night. Gradual, but exceptionally efficient. Perhaps spreading the noxious vapours by swinging a thurible.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

I'd go for your classic Unsuspecting Type routine. I wouldn't go Patrick Bateman, but neither would I channel Norman Bates. I'd pretty much set up kill areas and try to lure my victims inside them, à la Dexter.

As for my targets - probably elitist literary jerkwads and most of everyone in the "Video games rot your brain!" crowd.

 

[Lovely Mixture]

Been playing Hotline Miami OP?

Bike Helmet works for me.

 

[Zeldias]

Naked with a tattoo gun in the parlor.

 

[OtherSideofSky]

I'm a grizzly bear in an expensive, custom-tailored tuxedo. I kill people by mauling them, and then I stuff them in threatening poses and put them in the trophy room of my luxurious woodland mansion.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Recycling an idea from a story I've been working on as of late...
The Paper Shredder Maniac.
I would carry around a large, industrial strength paper shredder with a wastebin attatched, paralyze my victims with a hammer, and then slowly but surely force them through the shredder.
Shut up, damn it; it would work!

As for clothing, a yellow turtleneck, a pair of green corduroy pants, and some brown dress shoes. No mask, just my maniacal, smiling face.
And my chase theme would be seventies porn music.

Oh, and as I mentioned at the beginning of this post, this is all part of an actual thing I've been working on.

 

[Heronblade]

In a fit of irony, I'm going to draw inspiration from a group of people who in my opinion count as among the vilest human beings to ever exist.

Look: 15th-17th century witchfinder. (my costume would include a reversible leather greatcoat, other side appears to be a modern design of a different color for the sake of quick appearance changes)
Weapon of choice: immolation following capture and torture (black iron handforged sword and semiauto pistols made to look like old flintlocks used to enforce said capture)

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I'd wear an old welder's mask, think that guy you fight in the frozen bit of Bioshock but not the guy that freezes you, I'd also wear a long, tattered trench coat, welders gloves, old, worn trousers and T and boots. Thing is I've got a shit ton of these but for this guy "The Mechanic" I'd kill people with items you'd find in a small coastal town. So I'd kill at least one idiot by locking him in one of those Lobster cages and throwing it in the ocean, hook someone in with a fiching rod, that sort of thing. My signature weapons would be a wrench and a blow torch.

But yeah, I've got like 5 slashers designed, he's just my favourite...

 

[Darken12]

I'd wear a nice suit and an hourglass. My murder weapon would be time itself.

I would visit someone, say absolutely nothing, and just wait until they die. No one would escape alive.

Most successful slasher ever.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

I would be a ghost and wear nothing. I would appear to people, distracting them (whether through attraction or shock) for long enough to cleave their eyes out with guitar strings and leave them in a locked room to slowly bleed to death. Yeah...

Captcha: maple syrup reserve

Sounds like as good a place as any for a death scene, especially in Canada. xD

 

[klaynexas3]

Oh, and I have magic serial killer teleportation powers, and can appear or disappear from or to anywhere, as long as nobody is watching me.

Isn't that mandatory? If not, then it should be.

OT: Appearance: I would dress up as Aang from Avatar. No one would ever expect the bald monk cosplayer to really be a psychopathic killer
Target: Anyone that says "Swag" or "Yolo" without any hint of irony in public(those that do say it in public with ironic intent must watch me kill another, as a lesson for being a toolbox). And also, anyone that can't go two sentences without throwing the term "like" or "Omg!"
Method of killing: Strap them to a chair, and put a mask of a relatively big size on their face. This mask is air tight, and will be filled with a certain acid that corrodes away slightly at the flesh, enough to burn them, but not enough to eat away entirely at their face. This mask shall be kept on their face long enough for them to drown in this acid. If they somehow survive longer than thirty minutes, I release them, only after engraving upon their forehead the term that got them the treatment I provided. I would also play big band music from the 20s while I did this.

Not entirely slasher, but psychopathic killer none the less. If called upon to provide legitimate slasher apparel, I shall do so, but I'm sticking with my current methods as of now.

 

[Innegativeion]

Wrappings! Lots of mummy-like wrappings. All up over my face, except one eye, and over my arms, and legs, beneath chains, clothing scraps, and a leather belt.

I'd use gauntlets spring-loaded with hookshot-like bladed chains, that I can fire with expert precision.