You are a Slasher Villain, What Do You Wear and How Do You Kill?

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Fasckira

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I would be "The Owl"; I'd wear a scarf wrapped around my head with only a large pair of goggles showing, and I'd twist my victim's necks 360 degrees.

Kaymish said:
Your avatar the girl from the old Vampire: Masquerade Redemption promo art?
 

Scarim Coral

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Well for one thing I will be wearing a wooden mask made by myself, probably look demonic looking. I made modify it seeing how the wood would shatter against a spray of bullet.
As for my killing method, not too sure. Maybe I will goes against the tropes like if they split, I leave them alone but charger right at them when they're in a group (I won't be stupid, I just have to be beefy to pulled it off!).
 

Panorama

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because it is usually teens/early 20's in these films, i am going to dressed/acting as a drunk frat boy. Not one of them suspects me and i kill them by way of an empty keg to the head.
 

Kaymish

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Fasckira said:
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Kaymish said:
Your avatar the girl from the old Vampire: Masquerade Redemption promo art?
yeah i just got it on GOG and it came with like 4 free avatars and im like what the hell
 

TheUsername0131

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"You are a Slasher Villain, What Do You Wear and How Do You Kill?"

Blatant Satire


Outfit: Comfortable.
Method of elimination: Gamepad.
Targeted victims: Videogame antagonists.



For the sake of maintaining a sense of balance I would play as one with an aversion to blood, which would force me to satisfy my murderous desires with sterile precision.


Such as profiling targets to tailor optimal methods of abduction, murder and fun games of "cat-and-mouse." Or have the targets driven to kill each other out of paranoia or implementing traps, rather than to do the deed myself. But always provide a possibility of escape. Fair-play and all.


Conversation with the would-be (read: inevitable) victims should be filled with passive-aggressive posturing rather than outright hostilities: ?making allusions to the victim?s eventual fate, skirting the edge of good taste but keeping a civil tongue.? Or even making use of feigned politeness so as to unsettle them with serene dissonance.


But it seems like allot of time and effort to invest. Rigging furniture and fixtures with a series of spring-loaded blades is tedious and the cleaning up is a nightmare! (There is only so much bleaching the curtains can take!) There are only so few good abandoned factories, refineries and warehouses in the industrial district of town. No point setting it up at home/attic/basement/shed/etc: A hobby should be fulfilling, not consuming. Now a safehouse setup as a home-away from home would be good (especially when you need to make a quick getaway.) But rent is so expensive and purchasing real estate in this economy is unfeasible, and abandoned places always end up infested with squatters. Those dammed detective always manage to find those places no matter how thin a paper trail might seem to obscure it.


That is why videogames are the hassle and stress free alternative to satiating your? secret appetites. No more sleepless nights and sorry excuses for regret. Videogames are also more socially acceptable so you no longer have to feel so self-conscious about not fitting in with your insatiable appetite for carnage.
 

kickyourass

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I'd dress very finely, a ball mask to hide my identity (preferably one of those crow-beak looking ones), white gloves, a white suit if possible but a plain black suit will work just as well. Basically look like a very rich late-1800s early-1900s gentleman. As for how I kill, strangulation, mostly with some kind of noose I think, I'd avoid actually spilling blood as much as possible, but I'd be the type to look my victims in the eye and detail exactly why they deserved their fate even if my logic wasn't really the most sound.
 

kailus13

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AmrasCalmacil said:
I'd wear outrageous drag.
I would kill with my bladed feather boa.

Don't ask how I'd wear the damn thing. Dark magic probably.
It's simple, wear the blades on the outside.

I would dress as the grim reaper and kill people with a scythe.

Either that or dress in whatever I feel like and kill people with poisoned bear traps. No-one would see me so a disguise isn't needed.
 

HellbirdIV

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First I think of is aping the Predator.

Outfit: Featureless metal mask, metal shoulderpads, shinguards and a loincloth. Bandolier with throwing weapons, adorned with the skulls and bones of my victims. No shirt.

Weapons: Wristblades. Preferrably of the dual variety, but I'm not ambidextrous so only on the right wrist is good enough. Javelins and kpingas (a sort of east-african throwing axe with multiple blades to increase the weight and the chance of hitting with the pointy end) would also be useful to pick off runners.

Targets: Whoever's death scene we're in, I suppose. I'm not that picky, but I'd prefer if I could take the spines and skulls of particularily big, burly fighters.

Method: Stealth and surprise leading into brutal evisceration, mauling or straight beatdowns. Traps are an option, in particular if the victim is female (even in a slasher film, seeing a defenseless woman getting beaten to death is a bit too much for most people).

Crazy Killer Justification: Because it's cool, damn it.

captcha: "patience, child"

Yeah that's not creepy at all.
 

Robetid

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I would invite people to stay in a hainted mansion for a night and offer a reward for $1,000,000 to anyone who can stay until dawn. Only college students would be accepted. There would only be a note on the table of the living room welcoming the victims to the mansion, no host. I would lure them away from the group one by one by revealing dark secrets from their past. Once alone I would use secret paths in the walls to get to them then flash the victims causing them to scream. Just before they are able to produce a sound I would slit their throats using a sergeon's scalpel, causing them to choke on their own blood. Rinse, repeat.
 

lRookiel

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What a fun thread :3

I'd dress up in Sarevok's armour. I would choose tall structures as my venue for killing people. They would run up to the roof where I would say my signature phrase "I will be the last, and you will go first" followed by deep laughter. I'd then proceed to strangle them, lift them up and throw them off the roof once they were strangled to death.

So basically this :3

 

TheRightToArmBears

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I'd dress as Superman, and kill people by shooting them (I don't know where I'd conceal the gun). I'd approach people being attacked, so they think 'Superman? I'm saved!', then shoot everyone there, even the victims.
 

StormShaun

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Well I would wear normal clothes, except I would wear a hoodie and a Hollow Ichigo (From Bleach) mas to conceal my face.

And I'll kill them by using a lightning powered katana ...
Or katana.

Simple as that really.

Though I doubt I will become one anytime soon. XD
 

Evil Smurf

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I'd dress like this
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I'd kill children with angst, the force and winging.
 

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Tanis said:
I always thought it'd be humorous, if rather dark and evil, if there was a slasher/serial killer that used some REALLY cute to kill.

Like a Hello Kitty dildo or a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic plushie.
Somehow, I think you'll get a kick out of this:

On topic: I would do my hunting in some large forest, with nature trails and camping grounds.

I'd wield an old-fashioned, hand-smithed axe. Crude but sturdy wooden handle, blade still blackened from the flames where it was forged - but the sharpened edge gleaming like silver.

My attire would be jeans with broad suspenders, a lumberjack shirt, tall boots, leather work gloves, a black hat with a wide, flat brim, and a burlap mask like the Klansmen in Django Unchained. [small]I'd take the time to cut the eyeholes in the right place, though.[/small] In the winter, I'd top it off with a heavy sheep-skin overcoat.

All of it in dark colors and covered in dirt and grime, allowing me to blend in with the night - not enough that people wouldn't see me coming, but MORE than enough that, just in case anyone were to spot me from a distance and run off to call the cops, they would have a VERY hard time describing me.

I would kill people quickly, with a chop to the skull. The fun part would be the reactions of those who found the body - and knew right away that it was another one of mine.

I would never speak a word, and do my best to keep grunts and heavy breathing to a minimum. Hopefully, this plus my out-of-date appearance would cause people to think I was some kind of invincible phantom, making them less eager to put up a fight.
 

SkullKing84

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Target: ALL
Clothes: Executioner's mask with a crude smiley face sown onto the face area (Which I do actually own). A trench coat made from the skins of past victims. Blood soaked tank top, dirty cargo pants, suspenders, driver's leather gloves and steel toed boots.
Weapons: Anything handy, and Sharpened teeth. Also have a verity of knives.
Signature kill: Eating people while still alive or freshly dead.
Quotes: All said in a grizzly voice, "Come, to Dad...dy" "Arn't we having ...fun?"
 

Fasckira

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Kaymish said:
Fasckira said:
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Kaymish said:
Your avatar the girl from the old Vampire: Masquerade Redemption promo art?
yeah i just got it on GOG and it came with like 4 free avatars and im like what the hell
Good call, love that game. Played the hell out of it online when the servers were up and in full swing!
 

RandomMan01

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Alias: "The Carpenter"

Targets: Bigots (normally in actual hate groups)

Clothes: A 16th century carpenter's smock, leather pants, and blank white mask.

Weapons: A hammer a chisel used for carving designs into wood.

Method of Killing: I meet my victims in dark alleys, and start calmly walking towards them. I'd start by speaking to them calmly and asking for directions. Then I'd pull out my weapon and running at them screaming like a mad man. They would run, but I wouldn't chase. When they got help, I'd already be gone. They'd think it was all in their heads, that they were going crazy. Then, when they continued on their way to where ever they were going, I'd quietly follow them by roof- or tree-top. When they felt the safest, like when they were almost at their doorstep, or when they were in a group, I'd grab them and drag them to a hiding place. A hammer to the head would be how I silenced them, followed by a Jack the Ripper-style mutilation. After they died, I'd carve the symbol of my next victim's group into their mutilated bodies.