You are a zombie. What now?

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Not much to do, when you´re braindead, sorry, neurologically severely damaged. Only walk and moan and eat. Guess I could try to be innovative and instead of brains, start eating livers or lungs. Then again, I could also get myself killed by some lawnmower wielding protagonist.
 

Yegargeburble

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Zombie, eh?

My first step would be to get a Kevlar helmet.
Step 2: Eat some brains

Edit: the helmet is immediately after getting bitten
 

Doug

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TheNecroswanson said:
SuperMse said:
You have been infected with a special form of the zombie virus (for the sake of this hypothetical, the only form, and you are the first person ever infected). Even though others you infect will turn into a zombie almost instantaneously, you will turn into a zombie in exactly one month. Until then, the virus is not contaigous. You cannot cure it, but you may be able to help in developing a vaccine. Once you become a zombie, you will not be braindead. You will be forced to feel a sudden loss of morals. You will lose almost all intelligence and concious thought. You will be so neurologically damaged that you walk and moan how one would expect a zombie to walk and moan. You will feel the need to eat human flesh, and only human flesh, and any other food will become posionous to you. If you are somehow unable to fulfill your desires, you will starve.

What do you do?
I would get up, and eat breakfast. Sounds like a normal day for me.

7am: The Necroswanson gets up.
7:01am The Necroswanson feels a sudden loss of morals.
7:30Am The Necroswanson limps out of bed moaning and heads into the shower.
8am The Necroswanson finds that cereal tastes poisonous.
8:30am The Necroswanson leaves for college.
11am Feeling brain dead the Necroswanson gets out of classes.
4pm The Necroswanson arrives at his friends house.
4:02pm Having hung out with said friend The Necroswanson loses almost all intelligence and conscious thought.
8pm The Necroswanson leaves for home feeling like he just caught a severe case of the stupid.
8:30pm The Necroswanson corners a pedestrian and eats their delicious flesh.
10:30pm The Necroswanson goes to bed.
Wait... thats not your normal day?
 

Shycte

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I guess suicide in the last day would be the best. If I can't live my life the way I want, why live at all?
 

Trace2010

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Start a zombie reality show...YEAH, THAT"S THE TICKET!!

...(hey, they've got 'em for everything else under the sun). ;)
 

RedDiablo

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BRAINS! But really, I would eat as much people as possible, and get killed by the police. I would have got rid of my hunger for human flesh and eradicated the virus by getting killed.
 

The_Chief

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on my last day of sanity i would defy all the rules and kick ass. then turn zombie so when i die i dont feel it
 

versusterminus7

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Chaaaaaange....


CHAAAAANNGE.....



CCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
 

Sinisterspider

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2 weeks before first infection, its just me on the street. 2 weeks after the infection, 4 unlikely everyday people go around with some guns and get attacked by masses of zombies.
 

barryween

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Sorry if someone already said this, but probably be kept in a shed so my fried and or brother (sorry, I dont have a brother and it has been so long since I saw it) could play Time Splitters with me, a la Shaun of the Dead:)
 

DoomDispenser

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Obviously get a brain transplant so I'm smart again, then... Hell, I'd eat people anyway, because that's just to much fun to pass up. Plus, now I have a reason to spread Doom.