You are a zombie. What now?

[Apocalypse Tank]

ROAM AROUND AND EAT PEOPLE

 

[mocruz1200]

wait at the safe house to pounce somebody

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Obviously get a brain transplant so I'm smart again, then... Hell, I'd eat people anyway, because that's just to much fun to pass up. Plus, now I have a reason to spread Doom.

That's impossible. Not only is the technology impossible (as of right now), but all you would be doing if it were possible would be putting your zombie brain in a healthy person's body, and a healthy person's brain in the zombie body. Your conciousness would stay with the zombie brain, and therefore you would now be in the person you transplanted with's body. Furthermore, the person you transplanted with would be in the zombie body. I believe that both body's exposure to infected body parts would end up infecting the non-infected ones eventually. So now you have two zombies.

I didn't mean transplanting my brain to another body. I meant transplanting a brain from one of my clones to my body! Apparently you have a lot to learn about being an awesome zombie.

So you'd just be in a clone of your uninfected self that will now become infected due to your zombie brain. Your conciousness will stay with your zombie brain, and there is no way to undo that. Your plan seems redundant. Plus, how will you get fully matured clones within a month?

I would:
1) Do all sorts of stunts while still human. Including random sex. Lots of random sex. Unprotected if partner agrees.
2) Help create vaccine- Give to United States of America
3) Donate myself to the Chinese military
4) See what happens

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'd go and eat people.

 

[ae86gamer]

mix my pops with the human flesh..always gotta have my pops.

 

[cannot_aim]

BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[CertifiedWaffle]

Nom on some BRAINS! haha

I would just chill and walk around moaning.

 

[XenoZiden]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(For those of you that don't know Zombie, That's Brains.)

 

[hxcfreak]

infect the people i hate most

 

[JMWahrer]

You have been infected with a special form of the zombie virus (for the sake of this hypothetical, the only form, and you are the first person ever infected). Even though others you infect will turn into a zombie almost instantaneously, you will turn into a zombie in exactly one month. Until then, the virus is not contaigous. You cannot cure it, but you may be able to help in developing a vaccine. Once you become a zombie, you will not be braindead. You will be forced to feel a sudden loss of morals. You will lose almost all intelligence and concious thought. You will be so neurologically damaged that you walk and moan how one would expect a zombie to walk and moan. You will feel the need to eat human flesh, and only human flesh, and any other food will become posionous to you. If you are somehow unable to fulfill your desires, you will starve.

What do you do?

I would get up, and eat breakfast. Sounds like a normal day for me.

7am: The Necroswanson gets up.
7:01am The Necroswanson feels a sudden loss of morals.
7:30Am The Necroswanson limps out of bed moaning and heads into the shower.
8am The Necroswanson finds that cereal tastes poisonous.
8:30am The Necroswanson leaves for college.
11am Feeling brain dead the Necroswanson gets out of classes.
4pm The Necroswanson arrives at his friends house.
4:02pm Having hung out with said friend The Necroswanson loses almost all intelligence and conscious thought.
8pm The Necroswanson leaves for home feeling like he just caught a severe case of the stupid.
8:30pm The Necroswanson corners a pedestrian and eats their delicious flesh.
10:30pm The Necroswanson goes to bed.

Wait... thats not your normal day?

That is my normal day.

same as me but i go to bed at 10:39

 

[ssgt splatter]

What do you mean what do you do? You infect the entire planet and bring an end to the human race as we know, DUH!

 

[Lilbeets]

Since id be a zombie and would be neither dead or alive I do not know what I would do because I would not be thinking my zombie counterpart would be.

 

[DoomDispenser]

Obviously get a brain transplant so I'm smart again, then... Hell, I'd eat people anyway, because that's just to much fun to pass up. Plus, now I have a reason to spread Doom.

That's impossible. Not only is the technology impossible (as of right now), but all you would be doing if it were possible would be putting your zombie brain in a healthy person's body, and a healthy person's brain in the zombie body. Your conciousness would stay with the zombie brain, and therefore you would now be in the person you transplanted with's body. Furthermore, the person you transplanted with would be in the zombie body. I believe that both body's exposure to infected body parts would end up infecting the non-infected ones eventually. So now you have two zombies.

I didn't mean transplanting my brain to another body. I meant transplanting a brain from one of my clones to my body! Apparently you have a lot to learn about being an awesome zombie.

So you'd just be in a clone of your uninfected self that will now become infected due to your zombie brain. Your conciousness will stay with your zombie brain, and there is no way to undo that. Your plan seems redundant. Plus, how will you get fully matured clones within a month?

I would:
1) Do all sorts of stunts while still human. Including random sex. Lots of random sex. Unprotected if partner agrees.
2) Help create vaccine- Give to United States of America
3) Donate myself to the Chinese military
4) See what happens

You seem to have quite the knack for raining on my parade. Can't I just be a smart zombie and live in peace? Plus, how do you expect me to play video games with a decaying brain? How, I ask you?!

 

[13lackfriday]

Go on TV as "The Man Who Defied Death!"
I might even get a religion named after me!

Been done: Unitology.

Bathe daily in formaldehyde so my skin doesn't get all ragged and decomposed.
Then continue living my life like a nomal human being, devouring my coworkers during lunch breaks.

 

[Sprogus]

4 // Itchy Tasty

 

[Jacklin]

why your an Obama zombie!

 

[Albino Ninja]

Become the ALBINO NINJA ZOMBIE! I then become more awesome than anyone on the planet. Then I get a religion like that other guy, what was his name? OH YEAH, Jesus.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

You seem to have quite the knack for raining on my parade. Can't I just be a smart zombie and live in peace? Plus, how do you expect me to play video games with a decaying brain? How, I ask you?!

Alright, for you I make an exception. But on one condition- you can only play the Phillips CD-i