You are a zombie. What now?

[DoomDispenser]

You seem to have quite the knack for raining on my parade. Can't I just be a smart zombie and live in peace? Plus, how do you expect me to play video games with a decaying brain? How, I ask you?!

Alright, for you I make an exception. But on one condition- you can only play the Phillips CD-i

Oh dear God... I choose the decaying brain. Nice doing business with you, good sir.

 

[Dogstile]

find someone who hasn't got a gun and hang with them

if all goes well, we can start killing entire citys

 

[Tharticus]

Why it's an interesting question. Spread the infection like the rabid rage virus of 28 days/weeks later movies.

 

[Dark42]

I would dig up William Shakespeare infect him then hangout with "Zombie Shakespeare."

 

[kkthegrunt]

You mean I'm not? Well damn. Well, I'd probably just go to hollywood and get casted as an extra in the next "(Insert time of day) of the Dead" film. And if they say I can't act I'll just eat there flesh! HA!THAT'LL SHOW EM!

 

[Acid Armageddon]

I would sign a few movie and video game deals about my life, meet the man George Romero (through Bullet Proof Glass of course), and probably attempt to not become a zombie virgin (that never ends well)