You are about to be shot in the face.What is your last request and last words.

[PixelKing]

Mine:Let me go.Aw crap.

 

[Neonbob]

Shoot yourself first.
Or I could try to phrase it as a challenge.
Heh.
Or I could sneeze and headbutt the guy in the face, followed up by a very unlikely series of movements that completely destroys the person with the gun.

 

[Woodsey]

Be gentle.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Last Request: Don't shoot me in the face.
or if that doesn't work: really closed casket, please.

 

[ae86gamer]

I need to use the washroom. And if he's dumb enough to let me do it I'd go then find the nearest door and start running.

 

[El Poncho]

Try disarm the guy with the gun since i'm getting shot in the face anyways. Words would just waste time.

 

[Curtmiester]

Wheres my last dinner?

 

[Baby Tea]

Last Request: Don't shoot me in the face.

Blast! I was totally going to say that!

Well, if that doesn't work, then I guess I'd try this method:

I need to use the washroom. And if he's dumb enough to let me do it I'd go then find the nearest door and start running.

Excellent idea, good sir.
Or ask him to switch his real gun for a water pistol. Then he can shoot me in the face all he wants.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

"Man! You are the greatest gunman ever! I was totally thinking this morning 'I hope someone shoots me in the face', I'm so buzzed about this!"

Reverse psychology?

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Could you aim a little bit to the left? I want my good side to remain intact.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Can you all stop coming up with these stupid morbid you are about to die by method x, what do you do? threads.

They're about as useful as a chocolate teapot and not nearly as delicious, so bloody well quit it!

Also, you know you loaded it with a blank right?

 

[Laura.]

"Could you use a water gun, please?"

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Make it quick.

 

[ChaosTheory3133]

Last Request: Tuck your nuts between your legs and quack like a duck.
Final Words: *Smack* Should've had a V8.

 

[Pubis Mcfly]

kate beckinsale naked? if he can produce that he can shoot me in the stomach, slow and agonizing death is worth it for the reward

 

[chronobreak]

My last request would be to use the search bar. Not that you have to, seeing as how these are on the first two pages!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.144798
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.144743

I appreciate you starting a thread and getting involved, just take a second to check out if there's an ongoing topic with your idea, k?

 

[dmase]

Well in a rusty Clint Eastwood voice i would say, You better hope the first bullet kills me because you won't get a second shot.

Of course head shot at point blank usually equals death so that threat seems empty.

 

[Azraellod]

you see, i've always wanted to know what it was like to shoot a man trying to kill me...

he'd have to be pretty dumb to fall for that though.

so i'll go with my usual: the body dies, but the spirit lives on.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

If I'm going to die, I might as well spit in his face.