You are about to be shot in the face.What is your last request and last words.

[curty129]

But, but, but, but. Can we sit down and talk about this? When is it you fi.. *Pushes the guy (Or girl ) over and runs D:*

 

[murphy7801]

careful where point that thing i have aids

 

[Zenn3k]

Last Request: To Masturbate first, might as well have your last pleasure before death

Last Words: I need scissors, 61!

 

[Kellerb]

please miss.

 

[Takoto]

Last request- let me go. xD

 

[daywalker1776]

Say overcompensating, I see

 

[Aunel]

I dare you to a fist fight.
or spend my last cash on something awesome.

 

[Khaos Theory]

Request: *kicks would-be-assasin in balls* Forgive me!
Last Words: I'll see you in hell (Best Clint Eastwood accent possible)

 

[mr-fix_it]

i woud say "what feelings is it that you have that makes you want to shoot me? we can talk about just put the gun down and have some tea ok?" negations ftw!

 

[ScarlettRage]

Man, I sure am dying a lot lately.

"Please take your gun out of my face and point it at someone else. Someone, perhaps, not unlike yourself. Then pull the trigger."

i like this idea max

another one could be
don't F**king shoot me?

 

[Jedamethis]

What's your name? Can I have a phone call?

______ IS MURDERING ME!

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Honestly unless I was tied up or something I would try to push his gun out of the way and hit him in some way... not trying to sound like I'm bragging or BSing...

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

"I remember the night of my 21st birthday. That was the first time I died."

 

[Cryfear101]

"THE SAFETY IS ON!!!!!!"

*Guy checks to see if it is , then strikes!*

*snatches gun and folds it into a poodle then eats it*

Simples!!

 

[Iskenator67]

Kick him in the balls.

 

[The_Prophet]

1. Don't shoot me in the face.
2. Grab the his/her (assuming he/she is right in front of me) weapon SAS style and shoot him/her. This wasn't meant to be a joke.
3. Shoot yourself first.

"Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine."

Yep. I would totally say that.

"Aaah, actually scratch that Idea."