You are banned? "But whhyyyyy!"
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A quick search of my old pictures folder turned up two pictures, taken shortly before I quit the game. Probally the highlight of my luring career and a good example of what I used to get up to. I miss the old days of UOAmplify post=18.72318.755749 said:
I was permabanned From Gamefaqs....For swearing at a troll....I should of known better and ignored it....But I didnt
some crappy ass online thing called penguin club i started it for a joke and instantly said "wow this looks like sh"BAN
thats about it really not much of a cheater or lod mouthed idiot so i sneak under the ban hammer
EDIT: just realised whats the point of being able to report for spawn camping in WoW when the mods or whatefer they were called just said "oh well we can't do anything about that, have fun getting raped. dude get the popcorn this is guys gonna get owned!"
thats about it really not much of a cheater or lod mouthed idiot so i sneak under the ban hammer
EDIT: just realised whats the point of being able to report for spawn camping in WoW when the mods or whatefer they were called just said "oh well we can't do anything about that, have fun getting raped. dude get the popcorn this is guys gonna get owned!"
God, bans in counterstrike count? I still play 1.6... You get banned for PLAYING 1.6, it's just what happens. Some of the funny bans in my time:
I was banned from a local gaming store because we wouldn't buy any cards from the cockwit owner, but we were totally buying him out of all his snacks so I don't know why his vagina had so much sand in it.
I was temp banned from wow because a few of my mates and I got absolutely pissed and started a 'burning baby pit' in ironforge, featuring the likes of 'Handlebars' the gnome mage, and 'Mustachio' the gnome warlock with a porn stache. Yeah, just a bunch of naked gnomes in a brazier, but apparently it got quite a few people pissy.
I was temp banned from wow for having someone call me a hermaphrodite once! No, it was great. He called me a 'hermafrodaite' and I simply corrected the spelling, and apparently got a three day out of it. Some world, eh? He didn't get a thing because I apparently provoked him by not arguing with him about whether Paladins were overpowered at the time. (This was before they rapinated the ret tree)
I was 'permanently' banned from a local Wal-Mart for riding the scooters and jousting in the bike aisle. They can't really enforce that one, and I still go there on occasion just to feel rebellious.
I will by the end of this month be banned from my dorm because I owe the university 4000 american dollars in unpaid dues and debts. Funny story there, too. Remember kids, don't go to school if you aren't homeless, rich, or have some manner of scholarship.
I was banned from a local gaming store because we wouldn't buy any cards from the cockwit owner, but we were totally buying him out of all his snacks so I don't know why his vagina had so much sand in it.
I was temp banned from wow because a few of my mates and I got absolutely pissed and started a 'burning baby pit' in ironforge, featuring the likes of 'Handlebars' the gnome mage, and 'Mustachio' the gnome warlock with a porn stache. Yeah, just a bunch of naked gnomes in a brazier, but apparently it got quite a few people pissy.
I was temp banned from wow for having someone call me a hermaphrodite once! No, it was great. He called me a 'hermafrodaite' and I simply corrected the spelling, and apparently got a three day out of it. Some world, eh? He didn't get a thing because I apparently provoked him by not arguing with him about whether Paladins were overpowered at the time. (This was before they rapinated the ret tree)
I was 'permanently' banned from a local Wal-Mart for riding the scooters and jousting in the bike aisle. They can't really enforce that one, and I still go there on occasion just to feel rebellious.
I will by the end of this month be banned from my dorm because I owe the university 4000 american dollars in unpaid dues and debts. Funny story there, too. Remember kids, don't go to school if you aren't homeless, rich, or have some manner of scholarship.
I was banned from the CAD forums because I criticized Tim Buckley. And NO, it wasn't a "OMG U FAG" post. It was, ironically, something to do with deleting criticism...
I've gotten banned twice from warcraft III for the stupidest reasons ever. I was playing a map called Invergary Park, I think, and I happened to mention that my brother made the map, I live right next to the real F***ing invergary park, and people started swearing at me and then I got banned...
Another time I was playing Pictionary online, my favorite game ever which I am totally killer at and I was winning. My strategy is to guess anything that comes into my mind so of course I was winning and people started yelling at me for cheating which I don't even know how to do and I just don't cheat anyway... then I got banned... so mean
Another time I was playing Pictionary online, my favorite game ever which I am totally killer at and I was winning. My strategy is to guess anything that comes into my mind so of course I was winning and people started yelling at me for cheating which I don't even know how to do and I just don't cheat anyway... then I got banned... so mean
I got XBL suspended for 12hrs, for "being to good at Guitar Hero"....I play on Expert, I can't go anywhere after that.
I'm proud to say I've pissed off two French admins to bannable levels by being too good with the Baur H-AR in bf2142.
got banned for posting youtube links in a forum - but it was before they made the rule. ? the mind boggles... cant remember which one... doctor who i think >_< 10 days is a bit harsh i thought.
? the mind boggles... cant remember which one... doctor who i think >_< 10 days is a bit harsh i thought.
Only time I've ever been banned from a server was on GMOD10.
Playing a Hoverboard server (skatepark type thing), I became friendly with several people who also frequented it. One night, some dude came in calling himself Rick Astly. I had no problem, until I got the "Hey, Wordsmith" "what?" "RICKROOOOOOOL" *plays rickroll*. Not so bad? try 36 times in 10 minutes. HE WAS FOLLOWING ME AROUND PLAYING IT!
Naturally I got pissed at him, and started messing with his head. The usual stuff, spawning props in front of him, suddenly flipping fences vertical as he rode over them, that sort of stuff. Then I can across a BRILLIANT idea. As he got to the top point of a halfpipe, I shot his board with the remover tool. BANG and the rick is gone
I did this twice, just had time to see the idiot go "Enjoy your ban dickhead" and I was banned for 3 days. Worst bit was, three minutes later he rickrolled the admin and was permabooted. sux...
Playing a Hoverboard server (skatepark type thing), I became friendly with several people who also frequented it. One night, some dude came in calling himself Rick Astly. I had no problem, until I got the "Hey, Wordsmith" "what?" "RICKROOOOOOOL" *plays rickroll*. Not so bad? try 36 times in 10 minutes. HE WAS FOLLOWING ME AROUND PLAYING IT!
Naturally I got pissed at him, and started messing with his head. The usual stuff, spawning props in front of him, suddenly flipping fences vertical as he rode over them, that sort of stuff. Then I can across a BRILLIANT idea. As he got to the top point of a halfpipe, I shot his board with the remover tool. BANG and the rick is gone
I did this twice, just had time to see the idiot go "Enjoy your ban dickhead" and I was banned for 3 days. Worst bit was, three minutes later he rickrolled the admin and was permabooted. sux...