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[Jadak]

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

Other than you know, have you arrested and throw you in jail, the usual response. Not being able to be injured won't prevent you being restrained.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I'm sorry, but can you think of a better name for an invincible super hero than Hard-Man?

Well, how about Pincushion or Fragile-man or something? They can try to hurt you, but you'd be the one doing the mocking. "Seriously, you can't even hurt me? How pathetic is that?"

And for all you know, the explosive diarrhoea could give me flight to, depending on the force of the bomb.

Well, yes, you could but people will just make fun of you is what I'm saying. I'd rather have my dignity and a superpower, rather than a superpower and tons of humiliation.

Fragile-Man, seriously? That's even worse than Hard-Man.

Well then, what else would I do in case of me being captured? A bomb seemed like the most sensible option.

 

[Nietz]

Well, no damage means that your body won't decay, which means that you will age to the peak of your physical prowess, and then stay at that age. But, you won't have those pesky "my mind is getting older" problems. So, I guess I would become a mercenary or globetrotter of some sort.

I know, but one can dream.
And I'm assuming that while hijacking a nuclear bomb, I'll come across some scientist who, with some persuasion, can jury-rig the bomb to explode when struck with a hammer on some spot. It's not like I'm worried about it going up in my face.

[edit] Also, yes, there is going to be parade for me, and you may rain as much as you like. I like rain.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I'd take over the world. Duh. -_-

 

[Surpheal]

Step one: Join a military organization of such

Step two: Walk onto the battlefield with a certain swagger in my step

Step three: DICK PUNCH ANYONE IN MY PATH!

Step four: Profit

 

[Mr Dizazta]

Change my name to Luke Cage and fight crime as POWER MAN!

 

[soren7550]

What's a boolet OP?

Anyway, on topic, eh not entirely sure. I'd rather not go out looking for people to take a swing at me.

 

[anthony87]

Probably just do what this guy does:


Minus the repercussions. Fucking Russians man...They're crazy.

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

Probably just do what this guy does:


Minus the repercussions. Fucking Russians man...They're crazy.

..that guy is a dick, though I did smile at that. Especially when he did it to the policeman.

 

[crazyfills]

Probably become a really good human shield.

 

[Thetwistedendgame]

I would try sky-diving. Without a parachute.

 

[SEXTON HALE]

HMMMM...
I would definatly have some fun but the charm would probably wear off after a while.
Going all out batshit insane I could just be picked and thrown in a prison cell to rot though if I feel no pain I might be able to punch my way out.
Orbital sky diving is definatly first on my list of things to do and my some deep sea diving.

 

[Brendan Stepladder]

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.

Sounds catchy. Dr. Wily would be proud.

 

[tehfeen83]

Become a boxer. Win the title. Make a chunk of dough. Retire.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Huh, neat.

I'd probably secretly use it for my own gain in any way possible. Like rape save everyone from doom and disaster and force them to give me rewards... or else.

The only problem with this power is you could be tortured forever.

 

[DaWaffledude]

Run straight into the middle of a battlefield. Firstly, to save lives, secondly because that would be awesome

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Bring weapons and stuff with me and charge into every nuclear facility on the planet and blow up all the nukes. That would be incredibly badass and I'd be stopping wars... by killing people...

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

HMMMM...
I would definatly have some fun but the charm would probably wear off after a while.
Going all out batshit insane I could just be picked and thrown in a prison cell to rot though if I feel no pain I might be able to punch my way out.
Orbital sky diving is definatly first on my list of things to do and my some deep sea diving.

With all the water pressure you'd be trapped there forever...