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[ElPatron]

And I think the poor concrete would take quite a long time to wear away. Though I suppose that IS a plan that would eventually work.

Eventually.

But come on. If you're invulnerable to damage how will any guard coerce you into solitary, let alone take the shiv away? Just charge, take their shotguns away and blast rubber slugs at everyone.

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

Except get you arrested for assault.

And how exactly do you arrest someone that can't be stopped by batons, tasers, firearms or even bare knuckles?

Maybe if you can't run, I don't know. I'd so some sprinting and cardio beforehand, bring some brass knuckles and mace. After two minutes no copper would want to put the cuffs on you.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

And I think the poor concrete would take quite a long time to wear away. Though I suppose that IS a plan that would eventually work.

Eventually.

But come on. If you're invulnerable to damage how will any guard coerce you into solitary, let alone take the shiv away? Just charge, take their shotguns away and blast rubber slugs at everyone.

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

Except get you arrested for assault.

And how exactly do you arrest someone that can't be stopped by batons, tasers, firearms or even bare knuckles?

Maybe if you can't run, I don't know. I'd so some sprinting and cardio beforehand, bring some brass knuckles and mace. After two minutes no copper would want to put the cuffs on you.

Why does everyone always forget that with invulnerability comes enhanced strength, as one can now use the full strength of their muscles without then being irreparably damaged.

 

[EHKOS]

Load up on ammo and take on an evil army. Which at the moment would be the US army...hmmm.

 

[Queen Michael]

I'd pick a fight with the strongest man in the world. Then I'd lose, because since I wasn't stronger or more skilled at fighting than before I still wouldn't have what it takes to beat him, so once he'd put me in a hold I can't escape I'd be done for.

 

[Richardplex]

Make a massive set up with tesla coils, superconductors and wires, and troll people into thinking I've invented a personal forcefield of course.

 

[Nemesis729]

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

Except get you arrested for assault.

And how exactly do you arrest someone that can't be stopped by batons, tasers, firearms or even bare knuckles?

Maybe if you can't run, I don't know. I'd so some sprinting and cardio beforehand, bring some brass knuckles and mace. After two minutes no copper would want to put the cuffs on you.

Are you kidding? They could hold you down and handcuff you? Or did the ability to not feel pain make you able to outrun police cars?

 

[Hemlet]

I'm immune to damage of any kind eh?

Time to go to some bare-knuckle boxing matches and do what Homer Simpson did while he was a boxer.

Then I'ma go jump off of stuff.

And then I'll join the circus, because why the hell not?

Captcha: i love you. Erm, I'm flattered Captcha but I'm kinda seeing someone at the moment.

 

[LetalisK]

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.

Then subsequently become the victim of a witch hunt.

Or be hunted by porn producers.

 

[Shinsei-J]

Become a human ballistic missile.
Failing that, I'd just skydive without a parachute, maybe land on a few people.
I might also go into the crime fighting business as Ballista, firing myself at my foes.

 

[Laurie Barnes]

I would dose myself with gasoline, set myself ablaze and find rallies for people like the Tea Party, PETA, That one church that everyone hates who show up at soldiers funerals, ect. And Then I'd just chase the protesters while howling like a demon.

I'd probably bring a big sword with too.

 

[Lilani]

I would join the underground gambling scene, make a fortune off of Russian Roulette, and just before I get too infamous disappear with my winnings and retire to a castle/mansion nestled in the green hills of Ireland.

 

[Kyr Knightbane]

Its an intriguing concept for sure. I can think of what i'd LIKE to do being invulnerable to damage of any kind and never knowing pain. Hmmm... I'd probably become a high profile assassin whose name will never be known to mankind and my deeds shall be ignored by a government or association that hired me. However i'd like to become something of a superhero from this back-story and join up with other people with unique abilities and we'd be called the
Jumping Lightning Amigos
Or the
Journalist Losing Association... Something with JLA... yeah....
Captcha... Down Pour. How bad ass of a hero name would that be?

 

[Rule Britannia]

I'm bulletbroof, nothing to lose, fire away, fire away.
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I'M TITANIUM

I would buy kevlar to stop most knife attacks then go batman ... or at least get into a lot of fights with a lot of less than reputable characters.

Either that or join the army for shits and giggles....I would totally walk into gunfire holding a lightsaber and make it look like the lightsaber was deflecting the bullets :O

 

[John Farrell]

Ride the bomb, like in Dr. Strangelove. Then change my name to Jack Harkness and start a task force named Torchwood. Probably have to do that last bit in order to actually acquire a nuke. But would I still suffer from the radiation?

 

[White Lightning]

Rob banks obviously, the fuck are the Police going to do? Shoot me? I laugh at their bullets!

 

[madster11]

I would proceed to stop giving a shit about anything, and then i'd go to NASA and tell them how much money they could save considering i:
A.) Don't need food/water
B.) Don't need oxygen
C.) Am not affected by heat/cold
D.) Would totally go to mars

All they'd need to do is duct-tape me to a rocket with a solar powered ipod and i'd be good to go to mars.
Except they would regret this when i go up and push the curiosity on its side and skip away giggling like a dickhead.

I'd also keep a bomb inside myself at all times, too, just in case i get captured and imprisoned. I'm assuming my ass wouldn't be used much considering i don't need to eat, so i could fit a decent amount of C4 in there.

My payment from NASA would involve a turbo hayabusa and an SR-71.

Suppose after that i might get bored, so i'd talk to the SASR.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Where'd I put that domino mask...

 

[Vigormortis]

I'd try my damnedest to hide it.

Why? Because the moment the world at large learns that I'm effectively invincible, there'll be several collective efforts to apprehend and detain me.

Fear of the unknown is a strong driving force. Given that most people would be afraid of a person they can't kill (oh human nature), those same people would immediately want someone to find a way to either get rid of me or keep me locked up somewhere.

Invincibility =/= super-strength.

Sure, they can't kill me with bullets or other weaponry, but that doesn't mean they can't catch me, put me in restraints, and permanently put me in a cell. Either to keep me away from the world at large or to study me and learn the "secret" to my power.

So....yeah. I'd hide it as best I can. It'd be nice to have in a pinch, but I'd sure as hell not flaunt it. That'd be an incredibly stupid thing to do.

 

[viranimus]

I already am. I survived 4 bullets already. Everyone knows bullets are like the measles. Once you have them, your safe from them in the future, so its better to get em out of the way early, amirite?

 

[Right Hook]

Question: Does this mean I don't feel pain, or does it mean I just can't be damaged whilst still feeling pain. If I don't feel pain then I'll probably join some sort of army/bomb disposal unit.

You feel no pain. You are totally damage proof.

Damage proof... Does that mean I'm immune to poison? Does it mean I will never catch the flu? Need some detail here.

You cannot be harmed in any way, shape or form.

What if a girl insults me? Do I still take emotional and ego damage?