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[Valanthe]

I'd almost get drowned in a pool and then pick a fight with Samuel L Jackson.

What you did there, I see it!

And don't forget, it's a wheelchair bound Samuel Jackson.

On topic, I'd definitely be throwing on a mask, making a secret identity, and becoming the world's first Super Villain.

Now.. for a name..

Man of Steel has already been taken,

Unbreakable has too,

Hard Man makes it seem like I'm just happy to see you.

Juggernaut? nope...


All the good ones have been taken...

 

[NoOne852]

Headbutt a rhinocerous, swim in lava, parachute without the 'chute, start a fight with a professional boxer on live TV, and break a samurai sword over my penis following the match. If a single person stands up to challenge you, despite seeing all the above, give them a crown and declare them King/Queen of the galaxy.

This guy has the right idea.

OT: Can we drown? Cause that isn't exactly pain, just lack of oxygen. If that isn't needed then it is time to explore the ocean! (and hope I don't get swallowed by some unknown huge fish >_>)

Wait... If breathing isn't an issue and I recieve no harm... Strap a rocket to my back and send me to the moon! (or mars. that works too) Assuming I will still have a way to get back.

But if breathing is still needed, I would crash a jet into the ground at some (very) isolated place at max speed, just after dropping an atom bomb (the rocks dont mind)... What? Im curious what it would be like to be in the middle of a large explosion...

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

I'd almost get drowned in a pool and then pick a fight with Samuel L Jackson.

What you did there, I see it!

And don't forget, it's a wheelchair bound Samuel Jackson.

On topic, I'd definitely be throwing on a mask, making a secret identity, and becoming the world's first Super Villain.

Now.. for a name..

Man of Steel has already been taken,

Unbreakable has too,

Hard Man makes it seem like I'm just happy to see you.

Juggernaut? nope...


All the good ones have been taken...

Go with Superman. Seriously, if a guy was invulnerable, had laser vision, and could fly, why wouldn't he go around calling himself Superman? What's Time Warner going to do? Sue you for damages? (You're immune!)


In terms of defeating a cape who flat-out can't be damaged in any way... There's always the Han Solo treatment. Freeze 'im in a block of carbonite. If the cape's not super strong, concrete will do. You could also chuck the invincible hero into a tar pit, a cooling volcano, space, the ocean (with weights). I'd make a good villain.

 

[theultimateend]

You have just discovered that you are completely invulnerable to all damage; what do you do with these newfound powers?

I would first become a super villain but then be turned after I discover the horror I have become while gazing into a blood stained pond.

After that point I would become a hero trying my hardest to right wrongs and to give back the various nations I had brutally conquered during my period of megalomania.

I might also fist fight with armies of Cartel members for lulz. But then that brings up the problem of them overpowering you and then burying you.

Ok so maybe I'd just attempt a backflip since it would be without danger and possibly jump out of a plane.

Fear of the unknown is a strong driving force.

This is the psychology behind homophobia, you can't tell (most times) who is gay and who isn't so if you are someone with a frail psychology you will general exhibit one of the two major signs of cognitive dissonance. Either deep depression or excessive aggression. This is probably why racial phobias have been easier to combat (relatively speaking) because you can tell immediately what basic race most people are. Homosexuality is more discrete and as such is harder to make material for folks.

Not that anyone asked me to babble or that anyone cared >_>. I'm just bored and this new keyboard feels good, need to type more.

 

[Diablo2000]

It's a simple plan really:

1:Commit a crime, something petty so I can't go to jail for long
2:Go to jail
3:While in there create some alias like Pain Wrecker or some shit.
4:Rule the place while I am in there.
5:Acquire as many contacts outside as I possible can.
6:Start working as a hired killer for criminals.
7:Once I have enough money and manpower then I take their business by force.
8:Start to act has a super villain.
9:Kidnap cientist all around the world to build me a doomsday machine.
10:???
11: WORLD DOMINATION!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary.

 

[Mazza35]

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK NUKES WORK BY HITTING WITH HAMMER! D:

They don't! D:
The US even dropped an un-armed nuke on a farmers house when it just kinda fell outta a B-52. Didn't go boom, just broke upon impact and was small radiation from nuke material that was cleaned up with haste.

A nuke need a fissile material, shaped like a bullet to be fired into more of the same fissle material, then it go boom.

OT: I would prob join the Army, or become a Merc.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

The only problem with this power is you could be tortured forever.

You can't feel pain.

OT: I would probably go and fight crime and be generally awesome and impressive. Do some stuff nobody dares to. I'd also most likely try to keep it a secret.

 

[Flamezdudes]

The only problem with this power is you could be tortured forever.

You can't feel pain.

OT: I would probably go and fight crime and be generally awesome and impressive. Do some stuff nobody dares to. I'd also most likely try to keep it a secret.

Still, it'll be pretty inconvenient if you get locked up and tortured forever - never dieing or anything. How annoying.

 

[Starik20X6]

Become a superhero. Straight up. I'd learn as many fighting styles as I could, get a hotted-up car or motorbike and go fight crime. Now, superheroing probably doesn't pay the bills all that well, so when I'm not introducing scumbags to my invulnerable fists, I'd be a stuntman for films.

 

[snappydog]

Start a TV series called... um... Invincible... Man Fuck. in which I challenge members of the public to harm me, and make money from their failure.
I've also just realised, that'd be difficult if you were a female virgin, wouldn't it? As I understand it you have to break the hymen on your first time so would this mean that Invincible Woman could never have sex if she hadn't before getting her powers?

 

[Jaythulhu]

BOOL-et proof... invulnerability to TRUE/FALSE states?

 

[GameMaNiAC]

The only problem with this power is you could be tortured forever.

You can't feel pain.

OT: I would probably go and fight crime and be generally awesome and impressive. Do some stuff nobody dares to. I'd also most likely try to keep it a secret.

Still, it'll be pretty inconvenient if you get locked up and tortured forever - never dieing or anything. How annoying.

I can see why that would suck. But you could always, like I would, keep it a secret. It's not like anyone would believe you if you told them, anyway.

 

[Weresquirrel]

I'd join the Warriors of Goja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy09cXwsz6w

 

[One Shot wonder]

Pretty much normal life, but occasionally getting in fistfights with dickbags. You know the situations, someone's trying to intimidate you/someone else, mug someone or start a fight etc and the only thing in the way of sorting it out is the fact that the solution is punching that guy in the head and he has two friends and a knife. As the old quote goes "People only sleep peaceably in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would do them harm.", well I figure if I'm impervious to harm I may as well take some of the workload off of those charged with protecting everyone else, no point asking someone more vulnerable than you to protect you. Oh and also it means I get to directly administer head punch to dickbag in real time rather than any waiting/having someone else do it, don't think it's all altruism.

Oh also I'd probably make some money boxing or whatever, gotta have money.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

People here scare the shit out of me. Take away consequence and they suddenly drop every moral code they've been pretending to hold.

Not all of them. Some would be superheroes. Some would go on with their day-to-day lives