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[yuval152]

People here scare the shit out of me. Take away consequence and they suddenly drop every moral code they've been pretending to hold.

Please, who needs morality when you have immortality?

 

[game-lover]

No pain? No damage? Not just from the direct physical but to poison? OH HELLS YEAH.

Extreme sports!!!!!!

Then I'll do stuff like eat Fuku or other potentially dangerous dishes.

And then I'll start all over again.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

1: Become a boxer, wait until opponent has tired himself out, finish him, make millions.

2: Once I get exiled from the boxing world upon discovery of superpower, pick fights with random assholes and always win.

3: Go insane and lose the will to live.

4: Attempt suicide, fail.

5: Eternal torment.

6: ????

7: Profit!

 

[shogunblade]

Perfect Answer: Go into a WBC picket and light myself on Fire.

Guaranteed if the Human Torch showed up and told them, "Too bad YOU will Die! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w] and then burst into flames, they'd probably run away screaming.


CAPTCHA: You're Fired!

Oh Captcha, you sure know how to come up with incredible puns to say to bad guys.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

You have just discovered that you are completely invulnerable to all damage; what do you do with these newfound powers?

Rule the world.

No one can stop me. No one can harm me. I shall be the immortal queen of all mankind, beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

....

What?

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Then they seal you in a titanium-alloy crate and throw you to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. You might be impervious to damage, but you didn't get super strength.

Still, impervious and immortal. Even titanium will wear down against my fingernails. It might take a thousand years, but I shall claw my way out and rise again! Muwa-hahahahaaa!

 

[jbm1986]

Well if you say so:

 

[Lyri]

Haha, let them try. I'd keep a bomb in my arse in case I ever got captured.

You're invulnerable to damage, what exactly does a bomb placed there do for you? lol

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

I don't think the powers granted you immunity from needing Oxygen, enjoy suffocating.

Impervious to harm, the OP said. I take that to mean suffocation counts. And aging. Which takes me back, once again, to Muwa. Haha. Haha.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Walk into the government buildings of various nations and demand that they surrender to me. World domination and such. You know how it is.

 

[AT God]

I would challenge my nemesis to a duel.

 

[mayney93]

Probably become a super duper sort of hero of sorts, join the forces etc

 

[Mid Boss]

I'd go out in the street and pick a fight. That's right, with my newfound powers I become an asshole and scourge upon mankind.

THIS.

Let's both become invulnerable and get into a never ending fist fight with each other.

 

[Magikarp]

I'd live my life completely normally, except I'd stop going down stairs & always jump out windows, just to freak people out.

 

[Goofguy]

I'd go out in the street and pick a fight. That's right, with my newfound powers I become an asshole and scourge upon mankind.

THIS.

Let's both become invulnerable and get into a never ending fist fight with each other.

Wouldn't that become pretty boring pretty fast? Why not both see how many people we can beat up in 24 hours, the winner gets to pick a fight with Lou Ferrigno.

 

[Exocet]

I'll get myself hired by the UN for peacekeeping operations.
And I'll uphold the peace by dropping my pants, and cock-slapping anyone who dares disturb it.

Say what you will about my methods, but you would never see anyone trying to commit the same mistake as a guy that got cock-slapped, and was powerless to do anything about it.

I'll cock-slap my way to peace on Earth.


Then I'd swim down into the seas and try to find submarines, to fuck with their sonars and whatnot. Probably steal a plane and attempt a belly-flop from 35000 feet. Elbow drop a shark or two. Maybe a Nile crocodile.
Basically, awesome stuff.

 

[Mid Boss]

I'd go out in the street and pick a fight. That's right, with my newfound powers I become an asshole and scourge upon mankind.

THIS.

Let's both become invulnerable and get into a never ending fist fight with each other.

Wouldn't that become pretty boring pretty fast? Why not both see how many people we can beat up in 24 hours, the winner gets to pick a fight with Lou Ferrigno.

Nah Lou is cool from what I've heard.... Mike Tyson. I'll even dress up as the main character from the video game Mike Tyson's Punch Out!