You are brought back from the brink of death.

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ShindoL Shill

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how to get Wolverine's powers.
because don't we all want to be immortal, nearly unkillable and have retractable bone claws.
 

ImperialSunlight

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Tell the people what the immortal Moral Law is. Or whether there is one. They can choose whether or not to believe me by themselves.
 

TilMorrow

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Redlin5 said:
...All it took was one stray bullet from that gang war that spontaneously happened in your front yard to do it.

There's an electrical shock going through you, you're drifting back to Earth. ...before that medic with the defibrillator brings you back among the living.
Buhwuh? What? How does? Where'd the? What the?... I'm really lost. Reality must work differently where you are...

OT: Hm tricky... I would bring back the secret of creating the ultimate source of power. Nuclear Air! It's like gas and Nuclear energy combined without the bad stuff... hopefully. Alternatively, I'd probably come back with knowledge of what has really happened since the creation of Earth. True, Unbiased history. Which I will then use to blackmail people with.
 

Marcus Kehoe

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A food that is healthy, tastes truly delicious, Has every thing needed for the human body, is extremely cheap and easy to create, and has a near unlimited shelf life, it also is hydrating.

Would hopefully fix fat people and world hunger.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Nile McMorrow said:
Redlin5 said:
...All it took was one stray bullet from that gang war that spontaneously happened in your front yard to do it.

There's an electrical shock going through you, you're drifting back to Earth. ...before that medic with the defibrillator brings you back among the living.
Buhwuh? What? How does? Where'd the? What the?... I'm really lost. Reality must work differently where you are...
It's a hypothetical thread, sorry if the concept breaks your immersion. :p
 

DoomyMcDoom

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I would say, the knowledge required to make me nigh immortal, pretty much to be immortal barring a few very specific weaknesses, like physical temperature rising to above 10,000c while humming a funeral dirge or something that would be almost impossible, but I could still kill myself by flying into a star or somesuch if I so wished at an advanced date when I can't stand to be around any longer.
 

TilMorrow

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Redlin5 said:
Nile McMorrow said:
Redlin5 said:
...All it took was one stray bullet from that gang war that spontaneously happened in your front yard to do it.

There's an electrical shock going through you, you're drifting back to Earth. ...before that medic with the defibrillator brings you back among the living.
Buhwuh? What? How does? Where'd the? What the?... I'm really lost. Reality must work differently where you are...
It's a hypothetical thread, sorry if the concept breaks your immersion. :p
I know, I was just having a laugh by pointing out the infalliable logic :p.
~Though it would be cool if that sort of tech did exist... Maybe that's the sort of schematics that I should bring back from the brink of death. Though now that I think that through wouldn't the tech already exist to bring me back? Well that idea failed. :/

Captcha: the eststnun, right...
 

imnot

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Turn mars into a giant cake, that also has a lift from it to My house , then I charge people to go there for a ten minuite space nibble!
MWAHAHAHAHA THE WORLD IS MINE.
 

albinoterrorist

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Bring back knowledge of the ultimate Turkey sandwich.

Build up Turkey sandwich empire, throw money into augmentation R&D, subsidise free augments.
Use augments to take control of augmentees, making them zombie-slaves.
Use zombie-slaves to make ultimate Turkey Sandwiches around-the-clock.

Eat the best Turkey Sandwiches forever.
 

Tiger Sora

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The recipe for immortality. And share it with no one. I can't die. From anything. You can drop a nuke on me, but I'll just reform. It'll take sometime, but I will.
 

Badong

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I know how to manipulate the fabric of reality with my phallus. I would, therefore, make the entire human race surrender their beautiful men and women to me, so that I may maintain my erection and therefore solve all of our energy problems and further our understanding of the universe at a rate never before seen since the 20th century.

That, or kill myself, since I would rather have humanity take its course.
 

ZehMadScientist

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The knowledge to create a Death Note. A Death Note + The internet = A lot of pain from writing. Oh, and deaths, that too.
 

Aerosteam

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The power to divide something by 0 and get an answer.

Complete mindfuck.