You are given the choice of having one super power, but there's a catch...
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The Dairy Dispatcher- The power to distinguish between semi-skimmed and whole milk by mere taste alone.
An Ex-cop who didn't play by anybody's rules. Demoted to an office job. He dispatched a unit to a B.A. in a dairy factory. However a shoot-out ensued and the unit was obliterated. Driven into a shame-spiral by his guilt the Dispatcher attempts to drown his sorrows in milk but after the consumption of phenomenal amounts of the product he finds himself with the strange power to distinguish between types of milk. Determined to use his power to stop any more cops from dying he sets out into the world. Dispatching unit after unit with a trusty milk moustache never far from his lips.
An Ex-cop who didn't play by anybody's rules. Demoted to an office job. He dispatched a unit to a B.A. in a dairy factory. However a shoot-out ensued and the unit was obliterated. Driven into a shame-spiral by his guilt the Dispatcher attempts to drown his sorrows in milk but after the consumption of phenomenal amounts of the product he finds himself with the strange power to distinguish between types of milk. Determined to use his power to stop any more cops from dying he sets out into the world. Dispatching unit after unit with a trusty milk moustache never far from his lips.
Roof man! Powers originated from falling off an atomic roof 
Storms-a-comin? Get Roof man for the job ;D
Not Reefer man tho. He'll never get the job finished (slacker! -.-)
Storms-a-comin? Get Roof man for the job ;D
Not Reefer man tho. He'll never get the job finished (slacker! -.-)
The Cat Whisperer! Possessed of the amazing ability to speak with felines, but only if they are making noise, so technically the only words I could understand would be "Screw you and GTFO" or "I'm hungry, feed me."
An infinite source of money that I am legally required to spend most of it on other people's crap.
Though... how can I spend MOST of an infinite source of money?
huh...
PARADOX!!!!
Though... how can I spend MOST of an infinite source of money?
huh...
PARADOX!!!!
I'd like to be "The Human Harddrive"
Meaning that I can save any memory or experience and always recall it perfectly, but also have the option to delete memories or experiences that I might not want to keep anymore. So it's basically a more advanced form of photographic memory.
How does that sound? Or is it considered "too" useful?
Meaning that I can save any memory or experience and always recall it perfectly, but also have the option to delete memories or experiences that I might not want to keep anymore. So it's basically a more advanced form of photographic memory.
How does that sound? Or is it considered "too" useful?
The ability to perfectly mimic any musical instrument using only my voice. Guitar solo!
Pristine hair man, the man whos hair is always exactly how he wants it despite any terrible events that may befall him.
The ability to make any animal fall asleep at will instantaniously for a short period of time.
The psycic amnesiac. The ability to move things with my mind, except after every use i forget entirely i have it meaning it must be redescovered before being used again.
"HOLY SHIT i can move stuff with my mind...how did this get here..."
"If only i could reach the remote... HOLY SHIT I CAN MOVE STUFF WITH MY MIND!..... what just happened?"
The enjoyment of re descovering it every time would be great.
Pristine hair man, the man whos hair is always exactly how he wants it despite any terrible events that may befall him.
The ability to make any animal fall asleep at will instantaniously for a short period of time.
The psycic amnesiac. The ability to move things with my mind, except after every use i forget entirely i have it meaning it must be redescovered before being used again.
"HOLY SHIT i can move stuff with my mind...how did this get here..."
"If only i could reach the remote... HOLY SHIT I CAN MOVE STUFF WITH MY MIND!..... what just happened?"
The enjoyment of re descovering it every time would be great.
