You are given the choice of having one super power, but there's a catch...

[Fuselage]

I would be GAMES RANTER MAN!

 

[batti]

Random Time Travel Man.
Gets randomly teleported to a random time and place through Earth history.

 

[Drmonstereater]

The ability to make my dogs stop barking in the middle of the night or an ability that makes my feet odor retardant

 

[Crudler]

Punctual Man! With the ability to get to places on time.

What's that up in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Punctual Man... on a plane (that he wasn't late for, might I add).

Oh that last little bit made me chuckle (I don't often laugh properly at things on the internet), kudos sir for brightening my evening.

While this has been done before in a sense, my mediocre power would be to produce music in a fashion as seen at 2:24 in this clip


That or the ability to summon a pet mongoose whenever I wanted but it viciously savaged everyone nearby, including myself.

 

[tetron]

The power to make my crotch invisible. mwahahaha I could masturbate anywhere !

 

[bobknowsall]

Telekinesis that only works under the influence of about three too many.

I think this may well be the best superzero power on this thread. I mean, a drunken telekinetic would just be so much fun to have around. You'd probably wind up dead within a week, but still...

 

[kalakashi]

I'm Mr Alarm - I have the annoying power to emit a screech like an alarm clock, and I can only speak in palindromes as a result.

"Mr. Alarm. Mr. Alan Alarm."

That was very very good. Mucho impresso. My favourite is "Ten animals I slam in a net"

OT: Make people sneeze whenever I want. I can choose how hard they sneeze, and how much snot there is. I can also keep people right on the verge for as long as I like.
I think you'd actually be able to suffocate people to death with continuous sneezing couldn't you? Also, if I saw a guy with a girl I liked or something - bam! snot all over her face, she hates him. BNP is giving a speech, but (my god I've forgotten the leader's name) can't say anything, cause he keeps on sneezing!!

Mild power, but to good effect, could be devastating.

SUPERMAN COULDN'T EVEN LASER BEAM ME, CAUSE HE'D HAVE TO CLOSE HIS EYES!

 

[Njaard]

SPARE MAN!
The superhero who always lands a spare when he's bowling, and always has some spare change for homeless people!

 

[Jammerz]

Super Persuader, the power to persuade people to do things

 

[slightly evil]

Boltzman, after falling into a vat of acid, the very same one that had claimed his parents eight years before, he vowed to put up adequate health and safety stickers. He doesn't really have a super power.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Anyway, my superzero would be the Pun-isher.
He has the ability to make terrible puns out of any sentence.
And he hates puns.

Wow, I'd say that's some Pun-ishment!



I hate myself...

 

[Tuddle]

The ability to have the most awe-some-ness comebacks ever.

 

[Urgh76]

THEME MAN

With the ability to make theme music appear out of thin air as i see fit!

 

[Outright Villainy]

Mind reader [small]but only in the past [/small]man.

He can read the minds of people. But only what they were thinking one week ago. Useful in exactly no situation. Except for possibly interrogation.

E-gad man, have you ever had a Woman friend? They can be mad about something and go for months without saying anything. That power looks pretty damn appealing to me...

 

[Lunepyre]

The ability to produce exact change whenever needed.

 

[peduncle]

to be able to sing with the exact voice off the singer, but only if i'm by myself or with my girlfriend, and no recording devices can be within a 25 foot radius

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Anyway, my superzero would be the Pun-isher.
He has the ability to make terrible puns out of any sentence.
And he hates puns.

Wow, I'd say that's some Pun-ishment!



I hate myself...

We are so very pun-ny aren't we?

 

[A Raging Emo]

"Irony-Man: I can Iron things really well! And it's ironic because I'm a man!"

Cookie for the reference.

 

[AgentNein]

I can travel through time. But only forwards. At regular speed.