You are god.

[r3lix]

I am a God...Duh!
In answer to your question, I would make humans nonexistent and have nothing living anywhere- Oh god, I love peace and quiet.

 

[UAProxy]

Where the hell do you folks think Lylat came from, anyhow?

 

[megapenguinx]

I already am god.

Wait, I'm God of all of existence already.
This would be a sort of demotion for me so I'd probably make everything intangible for a few hours to make everyone sorry they demoted me.
Then I'd give out hypoallergenic blue berries to all.

You are the god of all existence and I am the god of the god of all existence.

As punishment, I'm going to make you intangible for a few hours. And then I'll make you a nice toasted sandwich with swiss cheese, fresh tomatoes, roast beef and basil. The god of the god of all existence is a benevolent ruler.

Wait, I recognize that sandwich.....

Dad? 0_0

 

[Pimppeter2]

i would leave it completely empty.

This and go to sleep for eternity

Who else want to watch Godfellas right now? (The Futurama episode)

 

[Berethond]

Make an advanced race capable of killing all the other gods, but unable to do anything against me.
And then create a near infinite amount of them, send them out, and take over the universe.

We're gonna have a problem, because that's what I'm doing.

Epic God fight, Neon?

I see.
Copy-monkey!
[sup]because copycats are overused[/sup]
Epic it shall be indeed.

The fabric of the heavens shall be rent in twain by the forces we shall employ, indeed, we shall unmake reality ITSELF!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha

 

[Neonbob]

I see.
Copy-monkey!
[sup]because copycats are overused[/sup]
Epic it shall be indeed.

The fabric of the heavens shall be rent in twain by the forces we shall employ, indeed, we shall unmake reality ITSELF!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha

Well, as results go, you can't get much better than that.
Shall we start simple?
I'll send in the 8-armed lobsterclaw-handed mushroom men. Riding space-faring glowy seahorses.

 

[Berethond]

I see.
Copy-monkey!
[sup]because copycats are overused[/sup]
Epic it shall be indeed.

The fabric of the heavens shall be rent in twain by the forces we shall employ, indeed, we shall unmake reality ITSELF!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha

Well, as results go, you can't get much better than that.
Shall we start simple?
I'll send in the 8-armed lobsterclaw-handed mushroom men. Riding space-faring glowy seahorses.

I send 10 flying space velociraptors.

 

[The_Healer]

I think this thread has indicated that pretty much everyone on the escapist has a severe superiority complex.
I however, know that there is no god... so you are all powerless over me.

If however, in the impossible situation that there was a god and that I was the god over this solar system, I'd make everyone think that I didn't exist by being an asshole to everyone that doesn't deserve it. Sound Familiar?

 

[Tuken]

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I believe this thread has been solved.

 

[Neonbob]

Well, as results go, you can't get much better than that.
Shall we start simple?
I'll send in the 8-armed lobsterclaw-handed mushroom men. Riding space-faring glowy seahorses.

I send 10 flying space velociraptors.

Hm.
I think that calls for large scorpions riding meteors.

 

[effilctar]

I would disprove myself because I do not believe in myself and would smite any who believe in me so they can't contaminate the gene pool with their stupidity, thus creating a utopia.

 

[Berethond]

Well, as results go, you can't get much better than that.
Shall we start simple?
I'll send in the 8-armed lobsterclaw-handed mushroom men. Riding space-faring glowy seahorses.

I send 10 flying space velociraptors.

Hm.
I think that calls for large scorpions riding meteors.

I teach the flying space velociraptors how to build lightsabers.

 

[Neonbob]

Hm.
I think that calls for large scorpions riding meteors.

I teach the flying space velociraptors how to build lightsabers.

I merge the two previous forces into wonderful mismash that ends up looking like a freakish centaur, and give them light braces.

I send 1000 radiative zombie Ronald Regans into this epic battle.

And you get a legion of 50 million giant spacebats.

 

[Neonbob]

I send 1000 radiative zombie Ronald Regans into this epic battle.

And you get a legion of 50 million giant spacebats.

Spoiler: This

V.S.

Spoiler: this.

[sub]*As a radioactive zombie[/sub]

I'm going to have to give the win to the radioactive zombie reagans on this one, though they nonetheless receive heavy causalities fighting the giant spacebats.

I send in Oprah, wielding a cauliflower, to reinforce the zombie reagans.

Whaaaaaat?!
Giant space bats losing to a politician?!
Pshaw.

I send in a single raving lunatic who makes just enough sense to get all of your zombie reagans to turn agains you, and back them up with rocket powered spidermonkeys.